ATTN LADIES - is a fat dudes game good enough to hook a dimepiece??
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323cheezy
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your right ladykins.... i just wanted to share my veiw... sometimes when i was single....i would try to act tuff....and manish..... but i wasnt blessed with a deep voice or big brutish muscles(i do work out alot..lol what a fag....).... i definately see what your saying.... i hate it when guys look all girly.... or talk girly.... im no homophobe..... but i know exactly what u mean..... i also hate it when woman get all gansta , hardcore, or manish........ uknow .. i dont know if u seen this.....
i prefer when woman are supper childish and pouty.... like "ohhmy god"(okkay maybe not that ditzy)....its a front sometimes but some ladies are just bleesed with feminimity(small shoulders , soft voice, etc...)
thats what i like and im taught to like cause other people accept that ....but when i have dated i always found that didnt matter... regardless of lack of feminimity or abundance of masculinity....and an intellectual, smart, fun, and ambitious woman is more attractive too me....than there linities.....i just made that word up ....but you dig..
however, there nothing worse than a manly, deep voiced, hairy, big physique... woman....lol
so me and u....and everyone else prefers a feminem woman and a masculine man ....agreed!
sometime ..i know it sounds gay ....but when i was young...i always had this fantasy of being swept off my feet by some rich chick.... and just live off her....lol.... if woman can do it...why shouldnt men.....lol
cant a brother dream????? shit ill just be sexy all day...hhhhahahah!
Louis541
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I got my ass kicked by a guy like that once. He was litterally as queer as a $3 bill. Like, his boyfriend/fuckbuddy was standing there and spectating. (They made out after he hit me)your right ladykins.... i just wanted to share my veiw... sometimes when i was single....i would try to act tuff....and manish..... but i wasnt blessed with a deep voice or big brutish muscles(i do work out alot..lol what a fag....).... i definately see what your saying.... i hate it when guys look all girly.... or talk girly.... im no homophobe..... but i know exactly what u mean..... i also hate it when woman get all gansta , hardcore, or manish........ uknow .. i dont know if u seen this.....
i prefer when woman are supper childish and pouty.... like "ohhmy god"(okkay maybe not that ditzy)....its a front sometimes but some ladies are just bleesed with feminimity(small shoulders , soft voice, etc...)
thats what i like and im taught to like cause other people accept that ....but when i have dated i always found that didnt matter... regardless of lack of feminimity or abundance of masculinity....and an intellectual, smart, fun, and ambitious woman is more attractive too me....than there linities.....i just made that word up ....but you dig..
however, there nothing worse than a manly, deep voiced, hairy, big physique... woman....lol
so me and u....and everyone else prefers a feminem woman and a masculine man ....agreed!
sometime ..i know it sounds gay ....but when i was young...i always had this fantasy of being swept off my feet by some rich chick.... and just live off her....lol.... if woman can do it...why shouldnt men.....lol
cant a brother dream????? shit ill just be sexy all day...hhhhahahah!
The story:
The girl I am with and have been with for the last 3 years on and off, used to go out with a guy named John. They ended up splitting up after one time he called her up and he was high on pills, threatening to kill himself, so she rushes over to his house. When she gets there he is passed out stoned, she wakes him up, to make sure he isn't dead, he jumps out of bed and clubs her in the face. I started going out with her and she told me this story (I met John before I met her and he tried hitting on me. I explained that I wasn't gay and left it at that.) I asked him about it and he told me it was none of my fuckin buisiness and to get out of his grill. I was at work at the time so I left it at that. I saw him at the mall about three weeks later and being a total dick screamed "Holy shit, look mom, it's a fudge packer!!!!" (It was me, my mother, my little brother, and my girl.) and he storms off. He comes back over about ten minutes later while me and my family are eating lunch (That's what really got to me.) and he gets right up next to me and says "Do you got a problem with me?" I tell him to take himself and the fag brigade (I'm not a homophobe, I just tend to say whatever I can think of to hurt someone when I'm upset.) and get the hell away from my people while were eating. My little brother is rolling on the ground laughing by this time, and I was laughing because he was laughing and John takes a swing at me and catches me right in the throat. I fall straight to the ground.
I took this as a cheap shot so I got him back about 3 weeks later when he was riding his bike. I popped my car up on the sidewalk and almost hit him. He fell off his bike so I stopped the car right there and jumped out and started stompin him to where he bleeding all over the place. I drug him out into the middle of the road and left him there. I've seen him in passing a couple times, but he never makes eye contact.
Edit: Sorry, I know when I'm stoned my writing has no structure.
tipsgnob
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that's kinda of gay looking, if you ask me....just sayn....this is how i am
K1Ng5p4d3
Junior Creatologist
DUDE....WHAT THE FUCK?!?!
This isnt a classifieds ad for creepey gay dude magazine......
But to all your other posts guys n gals, *tear*...truly an amazing display of human compassion, lol. I love hearin that the attraction to someones personality is still intact, and its not all about how good lookin someone is, or how much money they make. Seriously, its nice to know that theres more than one woman out there who thinks like that.
Personally, im 6'0, weigh 285, and id like to think im a great guy. Not TOO TOO much of an asshole, but at the same time i aint no fuckin metro guy that carries manpons in my he-purse neither. Im just a well rounded-round guy.I was backpacking in Europe a few years back - just came up on a nice little piece of cash, n decided to do something with myself, and i met a really nice chick from New Zealand in my travels. We spent a good two weeks together, and i had to be on my way, n she told me that she had family out in Cali, and maybe she would see me sometime soon. I didnt exactly get my hopes up, cuz she was amazing n well, i was me, lol. SO, i came back to the states, and decided to do a little traveling around america before i went back home, n she called me outta nowhere, n told me that she was in Cali, n wanted me to come visit her. So i did, n we spent another week out there, and i thought we hit it off pretty well. So i left, thinkin good thoughts, and was happy with our encounter, n i thought that was going to be it. SO i went home, and prepared for a Knee surgery that i was having the next month, from an accident that i had been in the previous year. Had the surgery, and was in the hospital recovery room for a week before they would release me to go home. The day before i went home, she calls me again. She came out to where i lived, and wanted to fuckin visit me for a few days before she continued on her own trip, out to another state where she had more family.
So we spent another 4 days together, lol - her helping me recover while i was bed bound - truly she saw me at my worst man, it was horrible. So she left, no big deal. a Week later shes on her way back through, headed back to Cali, and then out of the Country again, to her home in New Zealand. So i tell her to come back out, because im getting back on my feet, and i wanna spend more time with her. This time she plans on staying for a week or two, but i make her extend her stay to 4 years so far, lol. Now, she knew up front that i was spending all my spare money on my trip, and was temporarily out of a job. She had a little bit of money, but nothing that would make anyone say that I was scamming HER for her money or anything dumb like that. Just two people hitting it off.
So, shes my wife now, and lemme tell you, she is the most amazing woman ive ever met, and seriously, shes absolutely beautiful. Shes already a resident of the country, because her step dad is american, and he adopted her, so the gov't is processing her citizenship as we speak, so not using me for a green card or anything like that either. Just plain old love man. I couldnt believe that a chick this awesome and beautiful could ever fall for a guy like me, but i would say that im living proof that love is blind, and simple attraction could be aswell, as long as you know how to carry yourself. I aint showin a pic of me, so i dont incriminate myself, but ill show you her, cuz shes not officially in anyones books yet. They didnt take her Biometrics yet for her citizenship, so its safe, lol.
yyyyyyyep...thats right. You can call it me wanting to show off my wife if you like, so what, maybe i do. I personally would call it just wanting to show people that no matter who you are, or what your about, as long as your not a complete douchebag, you can achieve anything, and its possible for ANYONE to fall in love with ANYONE. You never know whos around the corner, so try not to act like a fuckin tool ALL the time, lol
This isnt a classifieds ad for creepey gay dude magazine......
But to all your other posts guys n gals, *tear*...truly an amazing display of human compassion, lol. I love hearin that the attraction to someones personality is still intact, and its not all about how good lookin someone is, or how much money they make. Seriously, its nice to know that theres more than one woman out there who thinks like that.
Personally, im 6'0, weigh 285, and id like to think im a great guy. Not TOO TOO much of an asshole, but at the same time i aint no fuckin metro guy that carries manpons in my he-purse neither. Im just a well rounded-round guy.I was backpacking in Europe a few years back - just came up on a nice little piece of cash, n decided to do something with myself, and i met a really nice chick from New Zealand in my travels. We spent a good two weeks together, and i had to be on my way, n she told me that she had family out in Cali, and maybe she would see me sometime soon. I didnt exactly get my hopes up, cuz she was amazing n well, i was me, lol. SO, i came back to the states, and decided to do a little traveling around america before i went back home, n she called me outta nowhere, n told me that she was in Cali, n wanted me to come visit her. So i did, n we spent another week out there, and i thought we hit it off pretty well. So i left, thinkin good thoughts, and was happy with our encounter, n i thought that was going to be it. SO i went home, and prepared for a Knee surgery that i was having the next month, from an accident that i had been in the previous year. Had the surgery, and was in the hospital recovery room for a week before they would release me to go home. The day before i went home, she calls me again. She came out to where i lived, and wanted to fuckin visit me for a few days before she continued on her own trip, out to another state where she had more family.
So we spent another 4 days together, lol - her helping me recover while i was bed bound - truly she saw me at my worst man, it was horrible. So she left, no big deal. a Week later shes on her way back through, headed back to Cali, and then out of the Country again, to her home in New Zealand. So i tell her to come back out, because im getting back on my feet, and i wanna spend more time with her. This time she plans on staying for a week or two, but i make her extend her stay to 4 years so far, lol. Now, she knew up front that i was spending all my spare money on my trip, and was temporarily out of a job. She had a little bit of money, but nothing that would make anyone say that I was scamming HER for her money or anything dumb like that. Just two people hitting it off.
So, shes my wife now, and lemme tell you, she is the most amazing woman ive ever met, and seriously, shes absolutely beautiful. Shes already a resident of the country, because her step dad is american, and he adopted her, so the gov't is processing her citizenship as we speak, so not using me for a green card or anything like that either. Just plain old love man. I couldnt believe that a chick this awesome and beautiful could ever fall for a guy like me, but i would say that im living proof that love is blind, and simple attraction could be aswell, as long as you know how to carry yourself. I aint showin a pic of me, so i dont incriminate myself, but ill show you her, cuz shes not officially in anyones books yet. They didnt take her Biometrics yet for her citizenship, so its safe, lol.
yyyyyyyep...thats right. You can call it me wanting to show off my wife if you like, so what, maybe i do. I personally would call it just wanting to show people that no matter who you are, or what your about, as long as your not a complete douchebag, you can achieve anything, and its possible for ANYONE to fall in love with ANYONE. You never know whos around the corner, so try not to act like a fuckin tool ALL the time, lol
FluffyToke
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let's be honest, any dude can get any woman, you just need to know how humans interact. it's all group dynamics, and it works both ways, female to male, male to female. the mind is ruled far more by the subconscious than you'd think
Stoney McFried
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NOT true.Sometimes, the attraction just ain't there.
FluffyToke
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I would agree with her on that 
CaliGurl
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lol... ne ways, the only thing you have to go on is attraction at first, lets be honest thats what gets someone interested in the first place, whether or not the person catches your eye. I personally am not shallow and I find guys that are to be complete asses and very egocentric and dont feel like catering to someones ego. But at the same time I want someone who I will also be physically attracted to, doesnt mean that have to be all GQ, but eh I want someone who can have some self disciplain and maintain themselves at the same time
gogrow
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you've noticed that too?? what is up with that??
FluffyToke
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everyone these days just wants a skinny lover, but you are all forgetting about the fourth hole, the back of the knee.
K1Ng5p4d3
Junior Creatologist
Theres another factor that can knock physical appearance straight out the box too -- a big ole dick If ya got one, you can fuck any doubts or misgivings that she has about your physical appearance right out of her head, lol. Some girls might say that dont matter much, but those girls all have boyfriends with small wang syndrome 
If ya got one, you can fuck any doubts or misgivings that she has about your physical appearance right out of her head, lol. Some girls might say that dont matter much, but those girls all have boyfriends with small wang syndrome
FluffyToke
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hahahaha, he's got a point. it works for me.
Louis541
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Trust me, that's not the case. I used to think like that too. It's not the size of the boat it's the motion of the ocean. Sure, a big dick helps, but if you just get ontop of a girl and start convulsing, that dick ain't really gonna help out.Theres another factor that can knock physical appearance straight out the box too -- a big ole dick
gogrow
confused
Trust me, that's not the case. I used to think like that too. It's not the size of the boat it's the motion of the ocean. Sure, a big dick helps, but if you just get ontop of a girl and start convulsing, that dick ain't really gonna help out.
i just got a funny picture of a fish out of water flopping around uncontrollably.... like the first few times i had sex
FluffyToke
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heh, you guys sure do like your dicks.
gogrow
confused
would you willingly give yours up??? i love my penis... only one i'll ever get... gotta take care of it ya know?
FluffyToke
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oh yah sure, but dude, it's not just about stickin it into something is it? why not take your penis out on a walk on the beach or something, or buy it dinner. mine likes red meat.
Stoney McFried
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I haven't noticed it amongst women as much.