Random Jabber Jibber thread

[mysunnyboy]

You didn't hear what he said about vaginas?

Confucius say one can never have access to too many vaginas?

 

[DarkWeb]

Confucius say one can never have access to too many vaginas?

No....

"The one who has all the power has the vagina"

Which roughly translates to.......

Everybody wants power sometimes all of them

 

[mysunnyboy]

No....

"The one who has all the power has the vagina"

Which roughly translates to.......

Everybody wants power sometimes all of them

The one who has all the power has the vagina, huh? So the vag has all the powrawr

Did you know, that before this penis head Confucius, China was a matriarchal society?

Ain’t that a bitch...

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Don’t ask me how I know this. It’s just random shit that’s in my head.

 

[mysunnyboy]

@DarkWeb I used to think my dad was really insightful. Then I got older and read some of Confucius. Hahaha good one dad.

 

[DarkWeb]

The one who has all the power has the vagina, huh? So the vag has all the powrawr

Did you know, that before this penis head Confucius, China was a matriarchal society?

Ain’t that a bitch...


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Empress Wu: One ancient Chinese woman you do not want to mess with…

Today we announce the launch of our newest book, “Empress Wu: Rise” (buy it on Amazon! give us a review!). It tells the first half of the…

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CONFUCIAN VIEWS AND TRADITIONS REGARDING WOMEN | Facts and Details

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Don’t ask me how I know this. It’s just random shit that’s in my head.

I did not know that.....but I guess I'm pretty good at translation

 

[DarkWeb]

@DarkWeb I used to think my dad was really insightful. Then I got older and read some of Confucius. Hahaha good one dad.

He who farts in church.....sits in his own pew....

 

[raratt]

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

Confucius say one can never have access to too many vaginas?

I'm inclined to agree on this one.

 

[Zoom Rabbit]

Because the geographic feature it spans is the Golden Gate.

So just what are you growing to qualify as a member of this forum?

Velim assis sed simiae e lacunari facere prohiberet.

 

[Zoom Rabbit]

Pleased to meet you all. I’m Zoom.

 

[Zoom Rabbit]

I would like to make a penny, but the monkeys to prevent them from the ceiling.

That’s totally not what I meant to say. Google Translate sucks when it comes to Latin.

 

[Zoom Rabbit]

Wait? What was that about vaginas...?

 

[_Outdoorsman_]

Wait? What was that about vaginas...?

Cum again?

 

[raratt]

It was replaced with

























Vagenis.

 

[Zoom Rabbit]

It was replaced with

























Vagenis.

Saw one of those in Chicago. Had to pay $3.

 

[mysunnyboy]

Velim assis sed simiae e lacunari facere prohiberet.

Are you gay too?

 

[Zoom Rabbit]

Are you gay too?

It will cost you $5 to find out.

Appreciation, you know.

 

[mysunnyboy]

It will cost you $5 to find out.

Appreciation, you know.

Nah

I’m a lesbian and you’ve already set off my gaydar.

Good luck with your plan though.

 

[Zoom Rabbit]

Nah

I’m a lesbian and you’ve already set off my gaydar.

Good luck with your plan though.

Statement to Gay Folks:

I don’t have a problem with you. The fish that eludes the whale has 1000 days to think about it. But the whale should choose shrimp (krill) because there are simply more of them. The delegate who wears no hat is the French toast special.

I have smoked 23 marijuanas in composing this message. I hope you catch up.

 

[Singlemalt]

Deep