Random Jabber Jibber thread

[cannabineer]

Statement to Gay Folks:

I don’t have a problem with you. The fish that eludes the whale has 1000 days to think about it. But the whale should choose shrimp (krill) because there are simply more of them. The delegate who wears no hat is the French toast special.

I have smoked 23 marijuanas in composing this message. I hope you catch up.

hit the link for “gay search engine”; busted

What did you accomplish today?

Okay, you can have one, too. Jesus.

rollitup.org

 

[Zoom Rabbit]

Statement to Gay Folks:

I don’t have a problem with you. The fish that eludes the whale has 1000 days to think about it. But the whale should choose shrimp (krill) because there are simply more of them. The delegate who wears no hat is the French toast special.

I have smoked 23 marijuanas in composing this message. I hope you catch up.

Interesting point: my girlfriend is bi

hit the link for “gay search engine”; busted

What did you accomplish today?

Okay, you can have one, too. Jesus.

rollitup.org

What does this have to do with shrimp?

 

[curious2garden]

Interesting point: my girlfriend is bi
...snip...

Things homophobes say.

 

[Zoom Rabbit]

Things homophobes say.

Meh.

 

[cannabineer]

Statement to Gay Folks:

I don’t have a problem with you. The fish that eludes the whale has 1000 days to think about it. But the whale should choose shrimp (krill) because there are simply more of them. The delegate who wears no hat is the French toast special.

I have smoked 23 marijuanas in composing this message. I hope you catch up.

Conflating shrimp with krill is just the sort of unconscious-privilege bigotry I expect from a mammalian supremacist.

 

[curious2garden]

Meth.

FIFY

Now bark like a dog.

 

[Zoom Rabbit]

Conflating shrimp with krill is just the sort of unconscious-privilege bigotry I expect from a mammalian supremacist.

I hate them all. Flippy tails, nasty little mouthparts...

The oven’s really the best place for them.

 

[Zoom Rabbit]

FIFY

Now bark like a dog.

You haven’t changed your avatar in three years.

 

[srh88]

Statement to Gay Folks:

I don’t have a problem with you. The fish that eludes the whale has 1000 days to think about it. But the whale should choose shrimp (krill) because there are simply more of them. The delegate who wears no hat is the French toast special.

I have smoked 23 marijuanas in composing this message. I hope you catch up.

This makes no sense.

 

[raratt]

Deep

"There is water at the bottom of the ocean."

 

[Grandpapy]

Statement to Gay Folks:

I don’t have a problem with you. The fish that eludes the whale has 1000 days to think about it. But the whale should choose shrimp (krill) because there are simply more of them. The delegate who wears no hat is the French toast special.

I have smoked 23 marijuanas in composing this message. I hope you catch up.

The Gay folks I know would never have to smoke 23 to think of the Cliffs of Dover. Get better weed.

 

[Singlemalt]

This makes no sense.

It's not supposed to. He's trying the "annoyance" tact

 

[Zoom Rabbit]

"There is water at the bottom of the ocean."

 

[raratt]

It's not supposed to. He's trying the "annoyance" tact

Meh.

 

[tyler.durden]

 

[tyler.durden]

I was just watching a YT TV bloopers video and this journalist asked a little blind girl, "Is there anything you can't do???" Without missing a beat and with a smile on her face, the little girl replied, 'see.' Lol...

 

[_Outdoorsman_]

Wish my desktop didn't take a a shit. Smartphones suck dick

 

[mysunnyboy]

Wish my desktop didn't take a a shit. Smartphones suck dick

Don’t say that around @Zoom Rabbit, it’ll make him nervous.

 

[kovidkough]

Don’t say that around @Zoom Rabbit, it’ll make him nervous.

that's true but fuck it (no homo)

 

[Zoom Rabbit]

Don’t say that around @Zoom Rabbit, it’ll make him nervous.

It isn’t the sucking dick, it’s the reach around. This amuses our royal highness.