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[cannabineer]

There's a lot to be unpacked here

Once I figured out that I wasn't reading whale porn *disappointed* I had to read it a few times.

Maybe I'm interpretting it wrong, these cookies are pretty strong. It's a poem about love, procreation and family and I'm the dolphin.

Just know... you have a porpoise

 

[curious2garden]

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Make mine the Oxford English in 26 volumes

 

[curious2garden]

You've got candy? I was going for cool and laid back, but I'll take sultry.

I ate a cookie at 8:30 and I'm tripping balls. And it's still building lol.



I need a @cannabineer translate button today.

Step away from the van, young lady!

 

[Singlemalt]

There's a lot to be unpacked here

Once I figured out that I wasn't reading whale porn *disappointed* I had to read it a few times.

Maybe I'm interpretting it wrong, these cookies are pretty strong. It's a poem about love, procreation and family and I'm the dolphin.

That's pretty close to a mermaid, correct?

 

[greg nr]

It's just a fleshlight wound...

bone drones
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Apparently they ship fleshlights with very sharp sticks in them for some shipping reason. That's what you will get for not reading directions.

Thelma and louise must have gotten a hoot out of that design choice.......

 

[cannabineer]

There's a lot to be unpacked here

Once I figured out that I wasn't reading whale porn *disappointed* I had to read it a few times.

Maybe I'm interpretting it wrong, these cookies are pretty strong. It's a poem about love, procreation and family and I'm the dolphin.

Oh but it is massive whale porn. Blubber love. That hottest blood. Cetacean fornication.

 

[Laughing Grass]

That's pretty close to a mermaid, correct?

Yea but it's no whale... even the hammer head shark gets to be a whale

 

[cannabineer]

That's pretty close to a mermaid, correct?

for practical porpoises

 

[cannabineer]

Yea but it's no whale... even the hammer head shark gets to be a whale

Cmon
everyone knows the hammerhead is a massive tool

 

[Laughing Grass]

Oh but it is massive whale porn. Blubber love. That hottest blood. Cetacean fornication.

And over the bridge of the whale's strong phallus, linking the wonder of whales the burning archangels under the sea keep passing, back and forth,
keep passing, archangels of bliss from him to her, from her to him, great Cherubim that wait on whales in mid-ocean, suspended in the waves of the sea great heaven of whales in the waters, old hierarchies.

Reads like a pornhub synopsis.

 

[Laughing Grass]

Cetacean fornication.

lol that has to be acknowledged.

 

[cannabineer]

Reads like a pornhub synopsis.

This was epic:
trolol before Internet.
That is avant.

 

[curious2garden]

That's pretty close to a mermaid, correct?

I think it's a mermaid's, older, spinster, sister.

 

[farmingfisherman]

There's a lot to be unpacked here

Once I figured out that I wasn't reading whale porn *disappointed* I had to read it a few times.

Maybe I'm interpretting it wrong, these cookies are pretty strong. It's a poem about love, procreation and family and I'm the dolphin.

I prefer to be the walrus myself.. Goo, goo g'joob

 

[farmingfisherman]

That looks like it was made in someone's craft room.

Needle Felted Realistic Bat, Vampire Bat, Gothic Gift Ideas, Needle Felted Animal, Felted Wool Bat, Halloween Bat, - Etsy

This Art Dolls item by misha2smile has 2841 favorites from Etsy shoppers. Ships from Bulgaria. Listed on Apr 7, 2024

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[cannabineer]

I think it's a mermaid's, older, spinster, sister.

Oh the manatee

 

[farmingfisherman]

Needle Felted Realistic Bat, Vampire Bat, Gothic Gift Ideas, Needle Felted Animal, Felted Wool Bat, Halloween Bat, - Etsy

This Art Dolls item by misha2smile has 2841 favorites from Etsy shoppers. Ships from Bulgaria. Listed on Apr 7, 2024

www.etsy.com

 

[farmingfisherman]

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Rub him and pet him and call him "George"

 

[Singlemalt]

I think it's a mermaid's, older, spinster, sister.

Uh oh

 

[HydroKid239]