Random Jabber Jibber thread

lokie

Well-Known Member
I always thought that it was the Maybach of bespoke sex toys.
Ever see a commercial for Purple bed mattresses?
Purple Hybrid Premier Mattress Review — Healthline


Ever try one?
What's Creative?: This One is Juuuust Right


Recently we went shopping for a new mattress.

One of the displays was a Purple mattress.

As soon as I touched it I knew where old sex toys go when recycled.
Pimp animated emoticon



You know those resourceful folks who walk around parks gathering recyclables in the hopes of making a quick dime? Next time you see one of them hoarding their treasures, offer them your used Rabbit too! Never mind that it’s drenched in your je ne sais quoi – now, sex toys can be recycled!

Regular old recycling centers actually collect and sterilize the remnants of your past orgasms. The rest of the, err, instrument can be utilized too – rubber and silicone can be processed and remolded into new sex toys!

!
 

DarkWeb

Well-Known Member
Ever see a commercial for Purple bed mattresses?
Purple Hybrid Premier Mattress Review — Healthline


Ever try one?
What's Creative?: This One is Juuuust Right's Creative?: This One is Juuuust Right


Recently we went shopping for a new mattress.

One of the displays was a Purple mattress.

As soon as I touched it I knew where old sex toys go when recycled.
Pimp animated emoticon



You know those resourceful folks who walk around parks gathering recyclables in the hopes of making a quick dime? Next time you see one of them hoarding their treasures, offer them your used Rabbit too! Never mind that it’s drenched in your je ne sais quoi – now, sex toys can be recycled!

Regular old recycling centers actually collect and sterilize the remnants of your past orgasms. The rest of the, err, instrument can be utilized too – rubber and silicone can be processed and remolded into new sex toys!

!
:lol: But did you get one?
 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
Ever see a commercial for Purple bed mattresses?
Purple Hybrid Premier Mattress Review — Healthline


Ever try one?
What's Creative?: This One is Juuuust Right's Creative?: This One is Juuuust Right


Recently we went shopping for a new mattress.

One of the displays was a Purple mattress.

As soon as I touched it I knew where old sex toys go when recycled.
Pimp animated emoticon



You know those resourceful folks who walk around parks gathering recyclables in the hopes of making a quick dime? Next time you see one of them hoarding their treasures, offer them your used Rabbit too! Never mind that it’s drenched in your je ne sais quoi – now, sex toys can be recycled!

Regular old recycling centers actually collect and sterilize the remnants of your past orgasms. The rest of the, err, instrument can be utilized too – rubber and silicone can be processed and remolded into new sex toys!

!
Goodness no!

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Grandpapy

Well-Known Member
Ever see a commercial for Purple bed mattresses?
Purple Hybrid Premier Mattress Review — Healthline


Ever try one?
What's Creative?: This One is Juuuust Right's Creative?: This One is Juuuust Right


Recently we went shopping for a new mattress.

One of the displays was a Purple mattress.

As soon as I touched it I knew where old sex toys go when recycled.
Pimp animated emoticon



You know those resourceful folks who walk around parks gathering recyclables in the hopes of making a quick dime? Next time you see one of them hoarding their treasures, offer them your used Rabbit too! Never mind that it’s drenched in your je ne sais quoi – now, sex toys can be recycled!

Regular old recycling centers actually collect and sterilize the remnants of your past orgasms. The rest of the, err, instrument can be utilized too – rubber and silicone can be processed and remolded into new sex toys!

!
I need to know, are you sleeping on dildos?
 

shrxhky420

Well-Known Member
I splurged and bought a custom freestyle for one of my best friends from my boy Harry for $300. This guy's not just a friend, he gets me most of my gigs. He's one of those millionaires that is almost impossible to shop for, but he loves Harry as much as I do. I should get the freestyle by Tuesday, can't wait! Here's Harry's latest, 4 complete improvised songs with hooks and ad libs. Unreal...


If you haven't already seen this one, prepare yourself. I'm serious, be ready. bongsmilie bongsmilie bongsmilie bongsmilie bongsmilie


SH420
 

mysunnyboy

Well-Known Member
Ever see a commercial for Purple bed mattresses?
Purple Hybrid Premier Mattress Review — Healthline


Ever try one?
What's Creative?: This One is Juuuust Right's Creative?: This One is Juuuust Right


Recently we went shopping for a new mattress.

One of the displays was a Purple mattress.

As soon as I touched it I knew where old sex toys go when recycled.
Pimp animated emoticon



You know those resourceful folks who walk around parks gathering recyclables in the hopes of making a quick dime? Next time you see one of them hoarding their treasures, offer them your used Rabbit too! Never mind that it’s drenched in your je ne sais quoi – now, sex toys can be recycled!

Regular old recycling centers actually collect and sterilize the remnants of your past orgasms. The rest of the, err, instrument can be utilized too – rubber and silicone can be processed and remolded into new sex toys!

!
:hump:
SPENCERS
 
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