A joke

[go go kid]

SOCIAL SECURITY SEX:
Two men were talking. "So, how's your sex life?" "Oh, nothing special. I'm having Social Security sex." "Social Security sex?" "Yeah, you know: I get a little each month, but not enough to live on!"

 

[insomnia65]

Worse than my dad's jokes, but at least you are getting something.

 

[Venus55]

The fuck?? The mans mrs beats him up while he sniffs her underwear.

Come on now the fossil ain’t getting fuck all hence is OBSESSION with the online female stranger

Tosser extraordinaire in case you weren’t certain of his title.

 

[lokie]

 

[go go kid]

I’m not talking to myself, I’m having a parent-teacher conference. any better

 

[go go kid]

how do mathmaticians scold there children??
if ive told you n times, ive told you n+1 times

 

[go go kid]

what do you get when you cross a joke with a retoical question

 

[cannabineer]

 

[go go kid]

sorry but i get a kick out if injecting people with lafter instead of drugs

 

[kovidkough]

I giggled

 

[DarkWeb]

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We'd need to examine the head to see how much it could take....

 

[DarkWeb]

sorry but i get a kick out if injecting people with lafter instead of drugs

That's a bolt buddy.....

 

[mistergrafik]

What does one call a nosey pepper?...


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HALL-UP-Ñ-YO BIZNEZZ

 

[go go kid]

nearly had me with the bolt there man

 

[MICHI-CAN]

Old and shared a time or two here. Yet it will make a few laugh.

Why don't you kiss a parrot on the beak?

Because you may catch canarial disease or chirpies. And it is untweetable.

 

[ChingOwn]

What's your pornstar name?

Your 1st name is your mom's first name

Your last name is your mom's last name

Because your mother's a whore.

 

[go go kid]

The fuck?? The mans mrs beats him up while he sniffs her underwear.

Come on now the fossil ain’t getting fuck all hence is OBSESSION with the online female stranger

Tosser extraordinaire in case you weren’t certain of his title.

how wrong you are

 

[go go kid]

what do you get if you crosds a joke with a retorical question?

 

[go go kid]

The fuck?? The mans mrs beats him up while he sniffs her underwear.

Come on now the fossil ain’t getting fuck all hence is OBSESSION with the online female stranger

Tosser extraordinaire in case you weren’t certain of his title.

i think your secretly a nice person

 

[MICHI-CAN]

Sadly I come from a predominately hateful state and raised on ethnic and sexist humor. Due to over sensitive people reading more into a joke than was intended. I cannot share most of my material. I understand. Yet do they understand that they are perpetuating the discrimination I never intended by constant attacks for attempts at humor. Who's discriminating against who? Jokes on them. Laugh with me. And we will be friends. Continued contempt if not on both sides. And hypocrisy on their behalf. LMAO.

Having said that.

What do you call a gay indian?

A brave fucker.

Peace through humor people. I'm the joke on occasion. And ok with it.