Twas the night before xmas. From Wizzle to RIU.

MICHI-CAN

MICHI-CAN

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Wizzlebiz said:
Twas the night before Xmas and all through the tent, and the fans were blowing and the stems were bent,

The harvests all hung in the dark with care, in hopes that it dries.. it needs moving air.

The buds all scroged and snug in there nets, while millions of trichomes built on there heads.

Mama with her joint and I with my blunt, had just settled down to toke on the runtz.

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter, I was really concerned so I toked on the shatter.

Away to the window I flew like a flash, then I realized that's where I had left my hash.

It was cold outside with new fallen snow, would my plants survive this frost... I really don't know.

When what to my wondering eyes should appear? 3 pounds of mimosa and 1 single beer.

There was a fat old man so lively and quick, I knew in a moment he must have a Thai stick.

More rapid than eagles the strains they came, he whistled and shouted and called them by name.

Now kush, now diesel, now green crack and Panama red

On chemdog, on gelato, on white rhino, and lambs bread

I Have to top the plants and FIM while still small.

Then Low stress train, low stress train, low stress train all!

As the buds dried above a hurricane fan

He said smoke a test bud as soon as you can

So to the top of the plants like a flash they flew,

To sprinkle diatomaceous earth onto the gorilla glue


And then ina twinkle I know I heard the proof

Of @Jeffislovinlife growing his plants on the roof

As I thought in my head that's about a pound

Could be 2 if I planted it in the ground

The buds all covered with trichomes that shine

If I need to use Spinosad it will still be fine.

With a bunch of trim scissors tied to his sack

He looked ready to chop but he had to be held back

His eyes how they twinkled, while looking at the kush,

His fingers so sticky from from touching the bush,

The smile on his face was drawn like a bow

With the white on his beard frosty from blow,

The stump of a bowl he held tight in his teeth.

He blew out smoke rings that looked like a Christmas wreath

He rolled a fat blunt with a round little belly

And when he lit it....Oh man it was smelly

It was chubby and plump, a right jolly ol spliff

I stood back and watched him as he lit the tip

With a wink of his eye and a twist of his head

He said "I have the munchies. Got any bread?"

I gave him his food then he went swiftly to work

Filling all the stockings with bongs that hurt,

Then laying his finger beside his nose,

He snorted my coke and up the Chimney he rose

He sprung to his ride to his reindeer he gave some shotties

This ride will be fun. Time for the deer to get naughty

Then I heard him exclaim as he flew out of site

Merry Xmas to all, and to all a good high.

Merry Xmas RIU.
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I love it. Were the crystals in the shatter THC??

Happiness to all. Be safe and kind for a day or two.
 
Doug Dawson

Doug Dawson

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Wizzlebiz said:
Give office Christmas party and deck the halls a shot. Both are fucking hysterical and deck the halls is Danny Devito or merry friggin Christmas with Robin Williams. Just can't go wrong.
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William's and Devito are two of my favorites. Great movies. What did you think about my poem, lol.
 
MICHI-CAN

MICHI-CAN

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Doug Dawson said:
Good King Smokesalot look'd out,
On his field of Shiva,
Where the resin lay about,
Deep, and crisp, and even:
Brightly burned his bong that night,
though his bud was sticky,
When a stoned man came in sight,
holding some pot cookies.

"Hither page and stand by me,
If thou really needs some,
Yonder peasant, who is he?
Where and what his smoking?
Sire, he smokes some OG kush,
Underneath the mountain;
Right against where your weed grows,
By you watering fountain.

Bring me pipe and bring me kush,
bring me matches hither,
Thou and I will sit and smoke,
Till we both fall over.
King and kush guy forth they went,
Forth and stoned together;
Through the crowds that stood in line,
all to buy some shatter.

Sire the night is darker now,
Though we are both waisted,
Fails my lighter, now I cough,
I could hold no longer.
Weigh this dab, good my friend,
smoke it very boldly;
Though shall pass out after this,
and dream of it so warmly.

In the master's steps he trod,
Where they both got waisted;
Fire was in the bowl tonight,
which they really tasted.
Therefore, stoner folk, be sure,
Wealth is not important,
Ye who smokes with that good King,
Are sure to get real loaded.
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Merry x mas. I can only gift my support and honesty. Nice literary demo.
 
MICHI-CAN

MICHI-CAN

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It's time to gift myself. Just grabbed my 12 day 102F cured, decarbed wax from over dry buds in the press. Failed to produce large crystals. Packing a bubbler with half bowl of good Northern Light, Almost full cure. Adding a fat dab of the wax. Full melt even though hulk green as sampled. and topped with 73 micron freeze dried only bubble hash.
 
Wizzlebiz

Wizzlebiz

Well-Known Member
MICHI-CAN said:
It's time to gift myself. Just grabbed my 12 day 102F cured, decarbed wax from over dry buds in the press. Failed to produce large crystals. Packing a bubbler with half bowl of good Northern Light, Almost full cure. Adding a fat dab of the wax. Full melt even though hulk green as sampled. and topped with 73 micron freeze dried only bubble hash.
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Merry fucking Christmas to you. Lol

What did you do this Christmas eve?

Smoked enough weed to forget it was Christmas eve!
 
MICHI-CAN

MICHI-CAN

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Wizzlebiz said:
Merry fucking Christmas to you. Lol

What did you do this Christmas eve?

Smoked enough weed to forget it was Christmas eve!
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Actually spent the day preparing to do good tomorrow for strangers. Yet can't discuss as my attempted motivation by example and guilt are just bragging and an attention ploy. People are ignorant. Just packed that cocktail.HMMM?? One of them may be good as well. No buzz yet. Let me refill the torch. Will share impressions if interested.
 
Crazy_Ace420

Crazy_Ace420

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MICHI-CAN said:
Actually spent the day preparing to do good tomorrow for strangers. Yet can't discuss as my attempted motivation by example and guilt are just bragging and an attention ploy. People are ignorant. Just packed that cocktail.HMMM?? One of them may be good as well. No buzz yet. Let me refill the torch. Will share impressions if interested.
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Sure lets see lol. Man im about to get me a Nug Smasher
 
MICHI-CAN

MICHI-CAN

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"Bah humbug!" Get scrooged!" Seasons beatings!"

Got that out of my system. Taking a few pics. No promises. No photo shop and happily high.

BRB.
 
HydroKid239

HydroKid239

Well-Known Member
Merry chr
Wizzlebiz said:
Twas the night before Xmas and all through the tent, and the fans were blowing and the stems were bent,

The harvests all hung in the dark with care, in hopes that it dries.. it needs moving air.

The buds all scroged and snug in there nets, while millions of trichomes built on there heads.

Mama with her joint and I with my blunt, had just settled down to toke on the runtz.

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter, I was really concerned so I toked on the shatter.

Away to the window I flew like a flash, then I realized that's where I had left my hash.

It was cold outside with new fallen snow, would my plants survive this frost... I really don't know.

When what to my wondering eyes should appear? 3 pounds of mimosa and 1 single beer.

There was a fat old man so lively and quick, I knew in a moment he must have a Thai stick.

More rapid than eagles the strains they came, he whistled and shouted and called them by name.

Now kush, now diesel, now green crack and Panama red

On chemdog, on gelato, on white rhino, and lambs bread

I Have to top the plants and FIM while still small.

Then Low stress train, low stress train, low stress train all!

As the buds dried above a hurricane fan

He said smoke a test bud as soon as you can

So to the top of the plants like a flash they flew,

To sprinkle diatomaceous earth onto the gorilla glue


And then ina twinkle I know I heard the proof

Of @Jeffislovinlife growing his plants on the roof

As I thought in my head that's about a pound

Could be 2 if I planted it in the ground

The buds all covered with trichomes that shine

If I need to use Spinosad it will still be fine.

With a bunch of trim scissors tied to his sack

He looked ready to chop but he had to be held back

His eyes how they twinkled, while looking at the kush,

His fingers so sticky from from touching the bush,

The smile on his face was drawn like a bow

With the white on his beard frosty from blow,

The stump of a bowl he held tight in his teeth.

He blew out smoke rings that looked like a Christmas wreath

He rolled a fat blunt with a round little belly

And when he lit it....Oh man it was smelly

It was chubby and plump, a right jolly ol spliff

I stood back and watched him as he lit the tip

With a wink of his eye and a twist of his head

He said "I have the munchies. Got any bread?"

I gave him his food then he went swiftly to work

Filling all the stockings with bongs that hurt,

Then laying his finger beside his nose,

He snorted my coke and up the Chimney he rose

He sprung to his ride to his reindeer he gave some shotties

This ride will be fun. Time for the deer to get naughty

Then I heard him exclaim as he flew out of site

Merry Xmas to all, and to all a good high.

Merry Xmas RIU.
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Merry Christmas bro!
that shit right there.... was fkn Awesome!
 
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