That's exactly what the GW said.
Ever see one while in your boxers? In the hallway? 3am?
We live in the woods....had a mouse problem.....it's been two years since this happened and we finally have chipmunks outside again.......it got everything.
GW said I was lucky enough to see one.......and it was beautiful but not...here, in my house. I saw it three times. Supposed to have a ten mile radius. I tracked it the morning after I saw it the first time. It looked in every nook and crack and hole in the snow around the property. Badass little fucker.
The first encounter was after my wife said a few times she saw something bigger then a mouse. So one night I heard something down stairs in the middle of the night. I went down and saw it dragging a big mouse or small rat. It looked at me like fuck you.....it was beautiful.
On a deer hunting trip to a buddy's lodge we had a couple boned out & bagged hanging in a shed - and we started drinking (go figure).
Went out to make sure all was secure (lots of very big bears in the area) & the guy that was with me was drunk a/f.
An Ermine had made his way in & was jumping up trying to get to the meat & this dude says "don't worry, I'll get it" with a chunk of firewood in his hand. LOL!!
He would swing at this little dude & it would be behind him before he even hit the floor!
Needless to say the weasel lived & my buddy passed out from alcohol & exertion.
I gave the little fella a shank for the entertainment.