Random Jabber Jibber thread

[raratt]

I'm hopefully getting 6"+ tomorrow night

 

[tyler.durden]

I like to play the lotto when it gets to crazy amounts just to have some fun. Il lotto and mega millions, as you probably know, are now in excess of a billion, so I wanted to play. I don't know why I have never searched it before, but I just found out you can play online. I made an account and bought 5 tickets of both games with multiplier bonuses for $30. It is nice not having to go out and risk my life to play, I have a feeling I'll be spending more on lotteries this year.

 

[ChingOwn]

I like to play the lotto when it gets to crazy amounts just to have some fun. Il lotto and mega millions, as you probably know, are now in excess of a billion, so I wanted to play. I don't know why I have never searched it before, but I just found out you can play online. I made an account and bought 5 tickets of both games with multiplier bonuses for $30. It is nice not having to go out and risk my life to play, I have a feeling I'll be spending more on lotteries this year.

Wait for reals? Does it auto deposited in your account if you win? They used to have that shit at gas station pumps..I never get my tickets checked. I gotta go uhh do something, if I win I'll send you a mil

 

[tyler.durden]

Wait for reals? Does it auto deposited in your account if you win? They used to have that shit at gas station pumps..I never get my tickets checked. I gotta go uhh do something, if I win I'll send you a mil

Up to $600 they put into your account, past that you have to go sign papers so that uncle sam can rape you.

 

[DarkWeb]

I like to play the lotto when it gets to crazy amounts just to have some fun. Il lotto and mega millions, as you probably know, are now in excess of a billion, so I wanted to play. I don't know why I have never searched it before, but I just found out you can play online. I made an account and bought 5 tickets of both games with multiplier bonuses for $30. It is nice not having to go out and risk my life to play, I have a feeling I'll be spending more on lotteries this year.

I thought it was cash only? At least it is here.

 

[DarkWeb]

Up to $600 they put into your account, past that you have to go sign papers so that uncle sam can rape you.

At a billion I'll bring wine for uncle sam

 

[tyler.durden]

At a billion I'll bring wine for uncle sam

Good. He likes it when you whine

 

[tyler.durden]

I thought it was cash only? At least it is here.

That's what I thought, probably why I never searched before. When your state is as broke as ours, you make new rules.

 

[tyler.durden]

I'm hopefully getting 6"+ tomorrow night

I hope he buys you dinner first. Order the lobster.

 

[Milovan1]

What's up with this hot weather in L.A.?
Earthquake weather?
Temp says 80 but it feels like 90 standing in the sun.
It's January for Gods sake!

 

[DarkWeb]

I hope he buys you dinner first. Order the lobster.

Surf'n'turf dude it's not my first rodeo

 

[tyler.durden]

Surf'n'turf dude it's not my first rodeo

Notice they're riding bareback.

 

[DarkWeb]

Notice they're riding bareback.

Nice hat...














LOL that horse really wished it put it's blinders on today.....

 

[Laughing Grass]

Nice hat...














LOL that horse really wished it put it's blinders on today.....

and maybe a saddle

 

[tyler.durden]

Nice hat...














LOL that horse really wished it put it's blinders on today.....

I think the horse likes to watch.

 

[DarkWeb]

and maybe a saddle

Think in the morning at the stable it was like.....yeah, yeah, pick me, pick me, I wanna go for a ride!

 

[raratt]

Nice hat...
LOL that horse really wished it put it's blinders on today.....

I'm sure it wasn't impressed...

 

[tyler.durden]

Think in the morning at the stable it was like.....yeah, yeah, pick me, pick me, I wanna go for a ride!

Are you talking about the horse, or that other dude???

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

That never gets old. ; )

 

[DarkWeb]

That never gets old. ; )

That's what she said....