Random Jabber Jibber thread

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Singlemalt

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Well this left me confused and is there a market for candles with jizz in them or ball sweat. I could make bank


"what does Gwyneth’s vagina smell like? According to the candle, it is a “funny, gorgeous, sexy and beautifully unexpected scent”, a mix of “geranium, citrusy bergamot, and cedar absolutes juxtaposed with damask rose and ambrette seed”.
I'm dying here LOL
 

DarkWeb

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DustyDuke

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Goop is serious stuff. Show some respect.

It wouldn’t go down well buying that as a gift.

“Here babe got this for you, when I read tighten a loose vagina, I immediately thought of you”
 
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