Random Jabber Jibber thread

[raratt]

 

[shrxhky420]

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[mysunnyboy]

Please make sure it's wild - pen raised fish are horrible for the environment & the meat consistency is mush.

And full of their own shit.
I only eat wild caught everything. Including mushrooms. Those traps sure are a bitch though.

 

[raratt]

And full of their own shit.
I only eat wild caught everything. Including mushrooms. Those traps sure are a bitch though.

Fighting the pig for the truffle can get dicey...

 

[Metasynth]

Fighting the pig for the truffle can get dicey...

Thats because truffles smell like a female pigs vagina in heat.

there, I ruined truffles for you, they literally smell/taste like pig pussy

 

[raratt]

Thats because truffles smell like a female pigs vagina in heat.

there, I ruined truffles for you, they literally smell/taste like pig pussy

How do you know what....nevermind.

 

[Metasynth]

How do you know what....nevermind.

Upon further research, I was wrong. They smell like MALE pig sexual hormones! Truffles contain androstenol, a sex hormone found in Male pigs

yeesh!

 

[cannabineer]

Upon further research, I was wrong. They smell like MALE pig sexual hormones! Truffles contain androstenol, a sex hormone found in Male pigs

yeesh!

well that just got boaring

 

[raratt]

Still not asking...

 

[Metasynth]

Still not asking...

I had an instructor in culinary school who wasn’t particularly fond of truffles, and was delighted to inform students of their more colorful attributes immediately after they had ingested said fungus.

 

[raratt]

They have switched over to dogs to find them now, less loss to little piggies. The dogs listen better.

 

[Metasynth]

They have switched over to dogs to find them now, less loss to little piggies. The dogs listen better.

I wonder how much a trained truffle dog goes for these days

 

[raratt]

I wonder how much a trained truffle dog goes for these days

Worth their weight in truffles?

 

[Metasynth]

Worth their weight in truffles?

That would be one expensive fucking dog. The truffle guy who used to come to the country club had an armed body guard and carried them in a locked briefcase...

 

[raratt]

 

[Singlemalt]

Truffle Prices in 2019 (Retail)

Truffle Species	Common Name	Avg price per oz	Avg price per lb	Avg price per kg
Tuber Mangnatum	Italian White Truffle	$214.26	$3428.16	$7541.95
Tuber Melanosporum	Winter Black Truffle	$92.58	$1481.28	$3258.82
Tuber Uncinatum	Burgundy Black Truffle	$42.08	$673.28	$1481.22
Tuber Aestivum	Summer Black Truffle	22.55	373.76	168
Tuber Indicum	Chinese Black Truffle	$4.85	$77.60	$170.72

Prices updated: 2020/07/28

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[raratt]

 

[doublejj]

And full of their own shit.
I only eat wild caught everything. Including mushrooms. Those traps sure are a bitch though.

I think i will hit the local crawdads hard this year.....I cannot really go after lobsters any more.

 

[shrxhky420]

SH420

 

[mysunnyboy]

I think i will hit the local crawdads hard this year.....I cannot really go after lobsters any more.
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