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Indacouch2.0

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Speaking of vaginas. I did a cover up on the panty line of a fit grandmother. I covered the name of an ex. Ill never forget my excitement to finally use a vagina to sturdy my hand. Little did I know it would all be lost in a few short moments. Got her up on the table, she was wearing a knee length dress. Keep in mind she did have silver in her hair, but she was very fit and easy on the eyes. Anyway, she lifted her skirt to reveal no panties. The first glimpse showed a petite shaved area. I was happy not to have to shave a 3rd of a grandmas snatch before tattooing. I was all set up thinking ((piece of cake)) .............. Thats when tragedy decided to have a prolonged strike. My first wipe of green soap was my first clue things weren't as they seem. She had only shaved the corner, and her pubes were long and mighty like the roots of an oak tree established for 100 years. At first I was shocked and disgusted, then I was slightly impressed. Her pubes were so long, they stretched out all the way to her hip. Of course the wet towel straightened them out, but still. Every time I wiped excess ink from the tattoo, I had to battle these mutant Pubi back to their lair. Then came the shear puffiness of her lap chicken. I shit you guys not, resting my hand on just one side felt like I was using a heated, jumbo sized gel mouse pad as a rest....... one side people. The longer the tattoo went on..... the more humid things became. Ive never been to the rain forest. However, after this experience I feel like I can say I have, I earned that right.





Oh what? Nobody mentioned vagina



Please excuse me ((cough))
 
DarkWeb

DarkWeb

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Indacouch2.0 said:
Speaking of vaginas. I did a cover up on the panty line of a fit grandmother. I covered the name of an ex. Ill never forget my excitement to finally use a vagina to sturdy my hand. Little did I know it would all be lost in a few short moments. Got her up on the table, she was wearing a knee length dress. Keep in mind she did have silver in her hair, but she was very fit and easy on the eyes. Anyway, she lifted her skirt to reveal no panties. The first glimpse showed a petite shaved area. I was happy not to have to shave a 3rd of a grandmas snatch before tattooing. I was all set up thinking ((piece of cake)) .............. Thats when tragedy decided to have a prolonged strike. My first wipe of green soap was my first clue things weren't as they seem. She had only shaved the corner, and her pubes were long and mighty like the roots of an oak tree established for 100 years. At first I was shocked and disgusted, then I was slightly impressed. Her pubes were so long, they stretched out all the way to her hip. Of course the wet towel straightened them out, but still. Every time I wiped excess ink from the tattoo, I had to battle these mutant Pubi back to their lair. Then came the shear puffiness of her lap chicken. I shit you guys not, resting my hand on just one side felt like I was using a heated, jumbo sized gel mouse pad as a rest....... one side people. The longer the tattoo went on..... the more humid things became. Ive never been to the rain forest. However, after this experience I feel like I can say I have, I earned that right.





Oh what? Nobody mentioned vagina



Please excuse me ((cough))
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Feels mouse pad.......oh :shock:
 
GreatwhiteNorth

GreatwhiteNorth

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Indacouch2.0 said:
Speaking of vaginas. I did a cover up on the panty line of a fit grandmother. I covered the name of an ex. Ill never forget my excitement to finally use a vagina to sturdy my hand. Little did I know it would all be lost in a few short moments. Got her up on the table, she was wearing a knee length dress. Keep in mind she did have silver in her hair, but she was very fit and easy on the eyes. Anyway, she lifted her skirt to reveal no panties. The first glimpse showed a petite shaved area. I was happy not to have to shave a 3rd of a grandmas snatch before tattooing. I was all set up thinking ((piece of cake)) .............. Thats when tragedy decided to have a prolonged strike. My first wipe of green soap was my first clue things weren't as they seem. She had only shaved the corner, and her pubes were long and mighty like the roots of an oak tree established for 100 years. At first I was shocked and disgusted, then I was slightly impressed. Her pubes were so long, they stretched out all the way to her hip. Of course the wet towel straightened them out, but still. Every time I wiped excess ink from the tattoo, I had to battle these mutant Pubi back to their lair. Then came the shear puffiness of her lap chicken. I shit you guys not, resting my hand on just one side felt like I was using a heated, jumbo sized gel mouse pad as a rest....... one side people. The longer the tattoo went on..... the more humid things became. Ive never been to the rain forest. However, after this experience I feel like I can say I have, I earned that right.





Oh what? Nobody mentioned vagina



Please excuse me ((cough))
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Lol, thanks for coming back & entertaining us with your "true" tales of vanquishing the lap chicken.
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DustyDuke

DustyDuke

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Indacouch2.0 said:
Speaking of vaginas. I did a cover up on the panty line of a fit grandmother. I covered the name of an ex. Ill never forget my excitement to finally use a vagina to sturdy my hand. Little did I know it would all be lost in a few short moments. Got her up on the table, she was wearing a knee length dress. Keep in mind she did have silver in her hair, but she was very fit and easy on the eyes. Anyway, she lifted her skirt to reveal no panties. The first glimpse showed a petite shaved area. I was happy not to have to shave a 3rd of a grandmas snatch before tattooing. I was all set up thinking ((piece of cake)) .............. Thats when tragedy decided to have a prolonged strike. My first wipe of green soap was my first clue things weren't as they seem. She had only shaved the corner, and her pubes were long and mighty like the roots of an oak tree established for 100 years. At first I was shocked and disgusted, then I was slightly impressed. Her pubes were so long, they stretched out all the way to her hip. Of course the wet towel straightened them out, but still. Every time I wiped excess ink from the tattoo, I had to battle these mutant Pubi back to their lair. Then came the shear puffiness of her lap chicken. I shit you guys not, resting my hand on just one side felt like I was using a heated, jumbo sized gel mouse pad as a rest....... one side people. The longer the tattoo went on..... the more humid things became. Ive never been to the rain forest. However, after this experience I feel like I can say I have, I earned that right.





Oh what? Nobody mentioned vagina



Please excuse me ((cough))
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You should of plucked a couple of hairs to post
 
DarkWeb

DarkWeb

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Indacouch2.0 said:
It happened alright. She's one of my clients. I ended up doing some back pieces on her after that. I think it was her way of making piece with me. Extremely nice lady.


Oh, and just the boiled noodles fresh out of a strainer. Before any flavor was added. Hot and puffy.
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All about the spice......nice isn't enough.....
 
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Indacouch2.0

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cannabineer said:
Strained is a nice touch ... she likes you
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Not sure i could have held together had any scent of flavoring waffled my direction. Good or bad. I was already almost in shutdown mode as it was. This isn't even a weird or gross story Bear. This is just an example of nature at its finest, and an extremely warm,puffy lap chicken.





P.S we all know what happens when I go into full shutdown. At very least.....there better be an asshole in the room for each of my fingers and two large toes, a shot glass and a microwave with a dial, buttons wont work.
Luckily, I'm usually good about keeping those things close by, just in case.
 
cannabineer

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
Indacouch2.0 said:
Not sure i could have held together had any scent of flavoring waffled my direction. Good or bad. I was already almost in shutdown mode as it was. This isn't even a weird or gross story Bear. This is just an example of nature at its finest, and an extremely warm,puffy lap chicken.





P.S we all know what happens when I go into full shutdown. At very least.....there better be an asshole in the room for each of my fingers and two large toes, a shot glass and a microwave with a dial, buttons wont work.
Luckily, I'm usually good about keeping those things close by, just in case.
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Some situations require anotherapy. Perhaps our children can get it on insurance.
 
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