I'm the first guy you see geeking at the camera whilst getting his rig checked:
I used to get in trouble for doing freefall exits off the back ramp of a C-130 wearing a static-line rig - FUCK 'EM!
Then there's the load-follow jumps with Zodiacs on pallets that scared the shit out of me....... The loadmasters released the 2nd load too soon & I exited at the same time as the 2nd pallet was released. I physically pushed it away from me whilst we were both in freefall from the aircraft......
Yes, I sometimes enjoyed my military service....
Sometimes I still feel the rage. I prefer to remember the good stuff.