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spliffendz

spliffendz

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were sitting in a bar, drinking, and discussing how stupid their wives were.

The Englishman says,

"I tell you, my wife is so stupid. Last week she went to the supermarket and bought $300 worth of meat because it was on sale, and we don’t even have a freezer to keep it in."

The Scotsman agrees that she sounds pretty stupid, but says his wife is more stupid.

"Just last week, she went out and spent £17,000 on a new car," he laments, "and she doesn’t even know how to drive!"

The Irishman nods sagely, and agrees that these two woman sound like they both walked through the stupid forest and got hit by every branch.

However, he still thinks his wife is dumber.

"Ah, it kills me every time I think of it," he chuckles, "my wife left to go on a trip to Greece with her girlfriends.
I watched her packing her bag, and she must have put about 100 condoms in there and she doesn’t even have a dick!"
 
DCcan

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Bareback said:
The Evergreen captain had previously been a Swift truck driver.
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He was making penis drawing earlier....

"The race to unblock the Suez Canal took a bizarre turn today as eagle-eyed observers noticed that the cargo ship obstructing the canal had steered a rudely-shaped course into the waterway, resembling a penis.
The MV Ever Given's ill fortune began in the early hours of Tuesday when it left a phallic tracking pattern described as 'innocent, but terrible luck' on its approach to the canal.
The unfortunately-shaped pattern was picked up on marine traffic websites tracking the Panama-flagged vessel on its journey from China to Rotterdam. "
 
lokie

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DCcan said:
He was making penis drawing earlier....

"The race to unblock the Suez Canal took a bizarre turn today as eagle-eyed observers noticed that the cargo ship obstructing the canal had steered a rudely-shaped course into the waterway, resembling a penis.
The MV Ever Given's ill fortune began in the early hours of Tuesday when it left a phallic tracking pattern described as 'innocent, but terrible luck' on its approach to the canal.
The unfortunately-shaped pattern was picked up on marine traffic websites tracking the Panama-flagged vessel on its journey from China to Rotterdam. "
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Mega cargo ship drew giant penis in Red Sea before lodging itself in Suez Canal
Mega cargo ship drew giant penis in Red Sea before lodging itself in Suez Canal

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The US Sun - Olivia Burke • 1h
THE 200,000 ton ship stuck in the Suez Canal took quite the racy route across the Red Sea - drawing a giant penis before it got lodged.
www.thesun.co.uk

Mega cargo ship drew giant penis in Red Sea before lodging itself in Suez Canal

THE 200,000 ton ship stuck in the Suez Canal took quite the racy route across the Red Sea – drawing a giant penis before it got lodged. The Ever Given – which is longer than the Eiffel …
www.thesun.co.uk www.thesun.co.uk



Which one of you fuckers are responsible for this? :clap:
 
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spliffendz

spliffendz

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lokie said:
Mega cargo ship drew giant penis in Red Sea before lodging itself in Suez Canal
Mega cargo ship drew giant penis in Red Sea before lodging itself in Suez Canal


The US Sun - Olivia Burke • 1h
THE 200,000 ton ship stuck in the Suez Canal took quite the racy route across the Red Sea - drawing a giant penis before it got lodged.




Which one of you fuckers are responsible for this? :clap:
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