Laughing Grass
Well-Known Member
lol awesome. Probably wanted to make sure you weren't of Lithuanian heritage.I have a good friend that’s Polish. We used to spend a LOT of time together, and her mom really liked me.
We went camping one time when we were around 15, with her parents and some of her parents friends.
her parents friends had 2 daughters, I think a year younger than my friend and I.
Me and the girls were hanging out in a tent around 10pm while all the parents were sitting around the picnic table drinking. Suddenly the tent opens violently, and the parents practically pull me out of the tent.
They proceed to sit me down at the picnic table. I’m literally shaking at this point, I’m so scared. One then proceeds to actually grab a piece of my hair and say something in polish to my friends mom. My friend mom turns to me and says “you have blond hair and blue eyes, they want to know where your people are from.”
The only thing I thought to reply was “Uh, i think I’m Irish, German, but I mostly identify as Hungarian cause that’s where my grandpa moved from”
As soon as I said Hungarian, the table erupted. Instantly one person was slapping me on the back, and another said in their VERY broken English... “Hungary, Poland, we are the same, we are like neighbors.”
They then poured me a red solo cup more than half way full with vodka, pointed to the tent, and said, “now you go have fun with the girls!”
WEIRDEST interaction with someone’s parents. Ever.
I have a weird relationship with her family too. I adore her mother, she treats me like part of the family. I don't think her father likes me despite what they tell me. He doesn't speak English and I don't speak Polish so everything is lost in translation. I think he blames me for her staying in Canada after school. I can't stand being around her brother for more than a few minutes, he's a leech and wasted opportunities that most people would kill to have.