Spend $400 on a battery for my ebike.
Battery arrives, too large to mount to bicycle.
Proceed to cut apart brand new $400 battery in attempt to make it fit.
Wallow in buyers remorse as significant expense now lay in pieces in front of me.
Strap battery to bike, charge it, and wait till power connector adapter piece arrives.
24 hours later
Power connector arrives.
Attach said connection to battery with some mild excitement.
Revel in how easily it’s going compared to yesterday.
Plug battery into ebike, and turn on. Twist the throttle.
Rejoice in the fact that I didn’t completely destroy my new battery.
Celebrate