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curious2garden

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I didn’t even realize what I wrote I was in a whirlwind of words lol.
The sound and fury was epic :)

That's another thing I don't understand about the youtube acolytes. I can gulp written words, any of us who wrote code and went to grad school had to be able to read fast. Youtube videos are so f'n painful they are so slow. It's like all the aggravation and zero gain.
 

Little_Hobo

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The sound and fury was epic :)

That's another thing I don't understand about the youtube acolytes. I can gulp written words, any of us who wrote code and went to grad school had to be able to read fast. Youtube videos are so f'n painful they are so slow. It's like all the aggravation and zero gain.
In case you ever do have to watch something on there you can speed up the videos. Find it handy for learning music as i can slow it down a tad to play along.
 

Dank Bongula

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Seed to stoned...let me see this...
Low-lee-popping...uh...is that just a regional way of saying lollipopping?

@curious2garden 100% these videos are rough, just rambling and slow, wobbly shots from all sorts of angles, dumbass slowmo shots...they just drag shit out...gotta be this younger generation and the need for visual stimulation instead of just straight info...the comments are scary, some of these people are emotionally attached to these videos lol wow
 

curious2garden

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Seed to stoned...let me see this...
Low-lee-popping...uh...is that just a regional way of saying lollipopping?

@curious2garden 100% these videos are rough, just rambling and slow, wobbly shots from all sorts of angles, dumbass slowmo shots...they just drag shit out...gotta be this younger generation and the need for visual stimulation instead of just straight info...the comments are scary, some of these people are emotionally attached to these videos lol wow
Yeah I struggle with this. Talk about regression to the mean :o
 

Soul Dwella

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What? I always boil my roots in a molasses syrup. It pushes resin into the buds and makes them sweeter. I then give them give them 72 hours of darkness with the roots buried in ice.

I get sweet, trichome coated, purple buds everytime.
boiled in molasses.....Im D.E.D. LMFAO
 

Lordhooha

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The sound and fury was epic :)

That's another thing I don't understand about the youtube acolytes. I can gulp written words, any of us who wrote code and went to grad school had to be able to read fast. Youtube videos are so f'n painful they are so slow. It's like all the aggravation and zero gain.
I know reading is all I didn't growing up. It's like revenge of the nerds but we grew up to grow weed lol. Maybe it's our attention to detail though I have that from the military too. Or the engineer in our heads laying everything out.
 

testtime

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We played pong as kids at Shakey's pizza. Later my parents got one of those units you'd hook to the antenna of your television. There were even a few high end televisions that had Pong built in.


Let me tell you about Pong, if I may. When I was 6 years old my family went to a Howard Johnson's in Atlantic City. This is way before gambling came in.

I was the youngest of four children. They had a game room which had a couple of pinball machines and a couple of video games which included Pong. This was about three or four years before any home pong games existed.

My elder brothers would sucker young to middle-aged men in the game room. They would pit them against me and bet. Every day we would rake in a couple of hundred bucks because these old men could not believe they're losing to a 6-year-old.

I then had a stand-alone pong machine that attached to my television.

Then I had a Mattel intelevision.

From that moment forward I bought every new game system for the next 10 years or so.

When my son was born I had a new excuse. I was buying it for him. I went through the various 8-bit, 16-bit, 32-bit, 64-bit and at that point my kid was around 8-years-old and he could consistently kick my ass.

My wrists hurt when I play. The ulnar tunnel was kicking in. And it's kind of shameful when the guy who thinks he can play games gets his ass kicked by his kid every single game.

So that was it, never played games again. I know when I'm done.

I still bought the games for the kid just to watch him play. Quite entertaining.
 

testtime

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I didn’t even realize what I wrote I was in a whirlwind of words lol.
Yep, that one was amazing. Try to keep in mind you're brilliant children to me. It might only be a 5 to 10 year difference but it feels like a chasm. My kid is way more smarter than me and I know I'm a f****** genius, it translated well in the real world but those days are over. And you guys are that much smarter than me.

But sometimes you can be f****** assholes.
 

testtime

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I know reading is all I didn't growing up. It's like revenge of the nerds but we grew up to grow weed lol. Maybe it's our attention to detail though I have that from the military too. Or the engineer in our heads laying everything out.
I assume you really meant "all I did" or all this would be reversed.
 

Fahn2k

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Well for anyones information I don't use bro science, I get a buzzed and create it! Lol. Little bit of magic and also voodoo I guess. Ya see. sipppppph, cough, cough - I reeded somewherze dat da plant sended carbz out through the roots during dark. Yep I reeded dat on googler somewhere. They said the soil useded da carbs to feed the little micro bugs in da dirt. So I figureded, Sipppppphh, cough cough - dat I wuz gonna give dem dirt bugz some extra Molasses carbs to eat right. Yeazuh dey might die but just keep feedin them lil rascals mo malasseses every feeding and they keep livin and multiplyin. Yeah boy, I made some super soil, aint that a bitch!

Uh fellas why is my soil so sticky? and why does the dog keep lickin it?
 
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