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[BudmanTX]

I think Ester’s going to hell for that.







And she ain’t the only one.

Oh yeah she is, she even roasted people too...

Just a guess, she could be one of the only ones I have heard in stand up...honestly, dunno if she might have shaped women in comedy in a way....kinda of an enigma in those days....

 

[lokie]

Toilet...of course.....sheesh

I mean come on

During a power outage I heard a plumber say " If it is yellow let it mellow, If it is brown flush it down."

Referring to conservation of water during an outage.

 

[BudmanTX]

During a power outage I heard a plumber say " If it is yellow let it mellow, If it is brown flush it down."

Referring to conservation of water during an outage.

I said the same thing when it frozen down here to my wife in February when it frozen down this direction....also told her, we have water for the moment, but after...?.ugh...what a cluster..

 

[NoWayOut]

Yeah but how’s the girlfriend status working for ya? Hmmmmm

my girl dont like em.

 

[ANC]

During a power outage I heard a plumber say " If it is yellow let it mellow, If it is brown flush it down."

Referring to conservation of water during an outage.

fuck that, had a year of steaming piss toilets dring the drought of two years back....

 

[srh88]

That might be useful. I’d probably worry about which me is in charge, and what’s the rotation?

If a schizophrenic jerks off is it a hand job?

 

[rkymtnman]

the title was: out of the corner of my eye, i see my newly hired tire and lube tech checking a tire for a leak.

 

[jerryb73]

 

[ANC]

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the title was: out of the corner of my eye, i see my newly hired tire and lube tech checking a tire for a leak.

luckily firing someone over there is a lot easier

 

[greg nr]

luckily firing someone over there is a lot easier

luckily firing someone over there is a lot easier

Killing them doesn't work where you are? Hmmmm.

 

[Laughing Grass]

 

[Roger A. Shrubber]

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https://www.amazon.com/Pinji-Non-slip-Entrance-Bathroom-Personalized/dp/B075ZPC5TV/ref=dp_prsubs_1?pd_rd_i=B075ZPC5TV&psc=1
BOUGHT

 

[Laughing Grass]

https://www.amazon.com/Pinji-Non-slip-Entrance-Bathroom-Personalized/dp/B075ZPC5TV/ref=dp_prsubs_1?pd_rd_i=B075ZPC5TV&psc=1
BOUGHT

Nowhere on the page does it say "go away" I wonder how many people bought that not realizing it's a double message.

 

[BudmanTX]

 

[BudmanTX]

 

[curious old fart]

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The only question was, fly swatter, baseball bat or slap?

 

[shrxhky420]

The only question was, fly swatter, baseball bat or slap?

Malaria?

SH420

 

[end_of_the_tunnel]

fuck that, had a year of steaming piss toilets dring the drought of two years back....

Did the broadcast media urge everyone to make a concerted flush just before the main evening news? Been there. Apparently it helped get everything moving along to where it should go.

 

[lokie]

 

[jerryb73]