By pretending to be a damsel in distressneed you as a wingman! How are you getting all these numbers?

I am like one of those ambush spiders. But don't tell the boys, they might get suspicious.
By pretending to be a damsel in distressneed you as a wingman! How are you getting all these numbers?
By pretending to be a damsel in distress
I am like one of those ambush spiders. But don't tell the boys, they might get suspicious.
Nope...No! You don't do that do you?
Nope...![]()
Do you get them to flex and touch their muscles?
Wait, Nutella in lasagna is ok LOL how does that work?Indeed.
Lasagna-misu? The ultimate fusion dessert.Wait, Nutella in lasagna is ok LOL how does that work?
Wait, Nutella in lasagna is ok LOL how does that work?
I was thinking it wouldn't be a classic Lasagna then. More say a Noodle and Nutella Casserole.Lasagna-misu? The ultimate fusion dessert.
Where would you like me to put this........your car! Where's the hook on your car?
You girls and you're fantasies![]()
I think he's a lot more malleable than I am. Inconsistency kills my OCD.IKR! I was giggling in anticipation of the angry reaction.
Parse what he said, "You are fantasies" his id was speaking for himyou girls? Wait I'm not part of this.
Sweet sweet carb slop... mmmmI was thinking it wouldn't be a classic Lasagna then. More say a Noodle and Nutella Casserole.
Got any dic pics![]()
Parse what he said, "You are fantasies" his id was speaking for him![]()
Probably, wanna buy some?
Parse what he said, "You are fantasies" his id was speaking for him![]()