I bought one of these mini chainsaws to use on the farm. I'm gonna put on a clown face and sit still on my front porch with this in my hand and when any kid starts up the steps i will hit the trigger.....should pay for itself in candy the first year.
I'm going to increase my sleep derivation about 3 days before. Then tie a good one on in celebration of all hallows eve. Get up and perform oral hygiene along with a bird bath. About dusk I'll eat cherry freeze pops and rub my eyes with the wife's eye stuff. Then a light dusting of corn starch to the face. I scare kids when presentable. Can't wait. Worth every 40 cent candy bar to me. 2 to the terrified ones. LOL.