Wake n Bake, Nothing Better!

RetiredToker76

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Wife's cat woke me up at 5:15 on my day off, after throwing the pillow at him I got back to sleep.
Then the kid's alarm clock went off for 30 minutes from 6:50 to 7:20 before I went in and threw a pillow at her.

I guess it's okay to be up at 8 am on your day off when you slept the 16 hours before, but still it's f'n 8 am
Guess I'll smoke this joint I rolled on Wednesday night and haven't gotten to yet.
 

curious2garden

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Wife's cat woke me up at 5:15 on my day off, after throwing the pillow at him I got back to sleep.
Then the kid's alarm clock went off for 30 minutes from 6:50 to 7:20 before I went in and threw a pillow at her.

I guess it's okay to be up at 8 am on your day off when you slept the 16 hours before, but still it's f'n 8 am
Guess I'll smoke this joint I rolled on Wednesday night and haven't gotten to yet.
Odd it's 5:13 AM here :eyesmoke:
 

RetiredToker76

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What is divorce cake?
I'm assuming it's the cake you get from your friends after a divorce?

Maybe you have to go do a really sad and depressing solo-taste testing to get one, maybe your friends take you on it.

Maybe they cooked it with the hooker inside.. Who knows these days, it might even be rigged to start a forest fire like reveal parties.

Don't know, still married and too lazy to do anything about it.
 
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