Wake n Bake, Nothing Better!

[DarkWeb]

I visited all my friends with shops to see some skis. The redsters are looking fun. But I think I want a different tail. It was nice to see everyone....they are all short on staff. Crazy but fuck that shit lol I like being on this side of the counter lol

 

[DarkWeb]

@DarkWeb, I had to take a picture of this for you.
Maybe your ancestral home?
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Or future home lol that would make a cool coffee shop!

 

[Laughing Grass]

I saw a dead guy today.

 

[Metasynth]

I saw a dead guy today.

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My ex was the general manager of two major funeral homes, one with a memorial park and crematorium on site.

I saw a bunch of dead people that year

 

[Dr.Amber Trichome]

What are you into Amber?

A Bike ride it was fun!

Good morning Amber.

Good Afternoon! Have a wonderful day.

 

[Laughing Grass]

My ex was the general manager of two major funeral homes, one with a memorial park and crematorium on site.

I saw a bunch of dead people that year

I don't know how someone could do that for a living!

I don't normally look.

I looked today lol

 

[raratt]

 

[curious2garden]

I saw a dead guy today.

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As long as you didn't help with the transition you're probably good. FYI looking at dead people can be a profit center.

 

[Laughing Grass]

As long as you didn't help with the transition you're probably good. FYI looking at dead people can be a profit center.

Tell me more.

 

[Metasynth]

I don't know how someone could do that for a living!

I don't normally look.

I looked today lol

Yeah I have no idea how she could do it. I can’t imagine reconstructing the face of a self inflicted gunshot victim. Or a child in a car accident. Fuck no. Just no

 

[curious2garden]

Tell me more.

Well you can assist in the transition as medical or nursing staff. You can process the remains with the coroner's office or mortuary services.

 

[Laughing Grass]

Well you can assist in the transition as medical or nursing staff. You can process the remains with the coroner's office or mortuary services.

Oh, lol never mind.

 

[Laughing Grass]

Yeah I have no idea how she could do it. I can’t imagine reconstructing the face of a self inflicted gunshot victim. Or a child in a car accident. Fuck no. Just no

If I owned a funeral home it would be called Sam's Funeral Services and our slogan would be We put the fun back in funerals. There would be disco balls, a DJ and a dance floor and a human cannonball final send off.

 

[curious2garden]

If I owned a funeral home it would be called Sam's Funeral Services and our slogan would be We put the fun back in funerals. There would be disco balls, a DJ and a dance floor and a human cannonball final send off.

You haven't been to a funeral until you've been to the wake.

They always ended in drunken brawls where everyone aired their grievances and if you aired them loud enough you might WAKE the dead! Back 100 years before I attended they were a lot less accurate about diagnosing death but we carried on the tradition nonetheless.

I'd have my funeral held at your funeral home It's sounds like a lot of fun although I'd miss the black eye at the end. Everything old is new again

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

But the important part is, you didn’t miss my dick Tacos! I saved a tortilla just for you…

I'm putting tobasco sauce all over that puppy.

 

[Paul Drake]

 

[BarnBuster]

Family Outraged After WWII Veteran's Body Dissected In Live Pay-Per-View Autopsy

The company that sold the remains claims to have no prior knowledge of the autopsy.

www.warhistoryonline.com

 

[shrxhky420]

Made it just in time for 420
Same hotel room as last weekend.

Meant to post this for you Lost Boy fans



This was from last weekend's boardwalk trip

SH420

 

[Rsawr]

Hope everyone's having a nice night

 

[Laughing Grass]

You haven't been to a funeral until you've been to the wake.

They always ended in drunken brawls where everyone aired their grievances and if you aired them loud enough you might WAKE the dead! Back 100 years before I attended they were a lot less accurate about diagnosing death but we carried on the tradition nonetheless.

I'd have my funeral held at your funeral home It's sounds like a lot of fun although I'd miss the black eye at the end. Everything old is new again

First customer

Something, something, something, profit!