did you guys ever had jars explode?

[DaFreak]

What was life like then? How did you get directions to places?

Saved my marriage. Wife can't drive or read maps but loved going to new places. Worst co-pilot ever.

 

[GrassBurner]

I remember unfolding a giant road atlas, and arguing with everyone in the car about the best way to go The first big "breakthrough" I remember was Mapquest. You could print off your directions, or write them down. Then personal GPS changed the game. I'm with Padawan, I look over and write down my directions, just in case.

 

[a mongo frog]

Wait...what's cancel culture have to do with anything?

They'll fucking cancel your ass for reading a fucking paper map.

 

[buckaclark]

Heavy drinkers have children with bad eyesight,from the flying corks.

 

[Herb & Suds]

Would you be fucked now? Or you good to go? We didn't get dumbed down did we? Just me probably never mind.

Are you a top or a bottom , sunshine?
Asking for a friend

 

[a mongo frog]

Tell your friend im a bottom.

 

[PadawanWarrior]

Tell your friend im a bottom.

So Herb's the top?

 

[a mongo frog]

So Herb's the top?

I think he meant his friend likes to bang guys and he thought that me and his friend would be a proper hook up. Its been a while since I've let a guy bang me, I've been with the same women for 15 years now.

 

[PadawanWarrior]

I think he meant his friend likes to bang guys and he thought that me and his friend would be a proper hook up. Its been a while since I've let a guy bang me, I've been with the same women for 15 years now.

OK. I'm watching football now.

 

[a mongo frog]

OK. I'm watching football now.

Overtime?

 

[Brettman]

Would you be fucked now? Or you good to go? We didn't get dumbed down did we? Just me probably never mind.

Totally fucked. Not just you lol

 

[steve870]

wow that thread took an interesting turn .

 

[cannabineer]

OK. I'm watching football now.

With its tight ends and wide receivers and bursts of frantic activity to get in the other guy’s end zone?

 

[Bobby schmeckle]

No ones mentioned altitude. I’ve had this happen several times. No bacteria. I live around 7500 feet above le sea.

when I travel with weed jars down to the beaches and come back up I forget this everytime.

pop goes my penis. And the jar lids. One flew sideways like a razor sharp frisbee once almost severing my penises largest and most bulgy vein.

 

[PadawanWarrior]

No ones mentioned altitude. I’ve had this happen several times. No bacteria. I live around 7500 feet above le sea.

when I travel with weed jars down to the beaches and come back up I forget this everytime.

pop goes my penis. And the jar lids. One flew sideways like a razor sharp frisbee once almost severing my penises largest and most bulgy vein.

I don't think altitude is his issue, but I hear what you're saying. I'm at like 8000 ft.

 

[raratt]

No ones mentioned altitude. I’ve had this happen several times. No bacteria. I live around 7500 feet above le sea.

when I travel with weed jars down to the beaches and come back up I forget this everytime.

pop goes my penis. And the jar lids. One flew sideways like a razor sharp frisbee once almost severing my penises largest and most bulgy vein.

Thank god you were wearing the chain mail thong.

 

[Bobby schmeckle]

Thank god you were wearing the chain mail thong.

I learned at age 23 that it’s a good idea to ALWAYS wear it. There was an incident involving a can opener.

 

[Coldnasty]

No ones mentioned altitude. I’ve had this happen several times. No bacteria. I live around 7500 feet above le sea.

when I travel with weed jars down to the beaches and come back up I forget this everytime.

pop goes my penis. And the jar lids. One flew sideways like a razor sharp frisbee once almost severing my penises largest and most bulgy vein.

Lmao

 

[DarkWeb]

I learned at age 23 that it’s a good idea to ALWAYS wear it. There was an incident involving a can opener.

You still have my chaps? Wouldn't want anything to happen to those thighs

 

[Herb & Suds]

I learned at age 23 that it’s a good idea to ALWAYS wear it. There was an incident involving a can opener.

You mean old school Aunt Jemima
treatment?

That’s my story