Favorite quotes

[outside Dixie]

Put Your Heart In Dixie Or get Your Ass OUT.....

 

[Tikbalang]

Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need are two hearts and a diamond.
By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.

 

[lokie]

I like quotes for personal expression and general thought and conversation provoking- all welcome-here’s one to start.

“Destitute of provision, it was most probable that one must be sacrificed by lot to keep the others alive”

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[Sir Napsalot]

You should never drink and drive. You could hit a bump and spill your drink. WC Fields c1935

"I went to Philadelphia one day... it was closed." -WC Fields

 

[OldMedUser]

"I went to Philadelphia one day... it was closed." -WC Fields

He had a few about Philly. 'Spent a year in Philly once. Believe it was a Sunday.'
He died on Xmas day, 1946 so tip a glass to Bill on Xmas morning for a great start to the day!

Here's a list of 'quotes' using the F word.

 

[shrxhky420]

He had a few about Philly. 'Spent a year in Philly once. Believe it was a Sunday.'
He died on Xmas day, 1946 so tip a glass to Bill on Xmas morning for a great start to the day!

Here's a list of 'quotes' using the F word.

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"Fuck you" - Shrxhky420, today at work

SH420

 

[Sir Napsalot]

"I've been fired from better jobs than this"

-me

 

[Sir Napsalot]

"I'm having an infaction, call the paraplegics!" -my Grandma

 

[Quintana]

“ My wife's a pain in the ass. She's always busting my friggin' agates, my daughter's married to a jadrool loser bastard, and I got a rash so bad on my ass, I can't even sit down. But you know me. I can't complain.”

-Tony the Limo Driver, “The Big Lebowski”

 

[MAGpie81]

Here’s a longer movie-clip, just for some reference to what’s going on-

 

[mudballs]

"Nothing ever lasts forever, and that's how it's gonna stay"
Slipknot-Not like you

 

[carlsbarn]

"Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker."
-Willy Wonka


A quote that goes through my head at least once a day…

 

[MAGpie81]

Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need are two hearts and a diamond.
By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.
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“Marriage is a 3-ring Circus-
Engagement Ring
Wedding Ring
and
Suffer-ring.”

 

[Tikbalang]

“This beer tastes like I’m not going to work tomorrow “

“Today is the oldest you’ve ever been and the youngest you will ever be again”

 

[cannabineer]

“Screw this.”

-Archimedes

 

[raratt]

"We're gonna need a bigger boat."

Hope the shark sound is stuck in your brain now.

 

[Herb & Suds]

“Does this milk taste sour to you “?

 

[Mason Jar 92705]

“If you drink before noon, beer should be cheaper.”
- Me