LOL just be thankful there just hemroids and not some uncurable std.I would love for santa to get rid of my hemoroids, There killing me.....
Thanks for the andidote # rep for you!!put some mustard on your index finger
then gently rub infected area
love Santa
well... have u been a good boy? saying yr prayers every night? helping the elder across the street..well santa i would like my very own island somewhere in a tropical location filled with freegrowing plants of all different strains a massive mansion a yacht and a bunch of naked women to keep me company a full set of the best pieces known to man authentic cuban cigars and some servants and a 24/7 party with all my friends