Training a team of lizards for Ipm

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Apalchen

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What kinda lizards would one start with? I just saw my wife feeding her gecko and got to thinking they would prob live just fine in grow room. I figured they could be a traveling team of lizards trained for IPM.

So what lizards would we start with and best way to train them?

What all bugs do you think they will eat?

How many sq ft do you think one lizard is good for?
 
Dreaming1

Dreaming1

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It's pretty intense math, but the conversion ends up being 1 lizard per 6' x 6' space, +/- .55 lizards for every 10 lizards. Geckos will be fine. I'd start with a multimedia presentation. Lights, projection,maybe get a matching set of shirts for them.
Saw a guy using cats to keep the squirrels out of grow.
 
Moflow

Moflow

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They're more trouble than they're worth.
Go big or go home.
I had to get rid of them after they ate my neighbourhood pets. Went for the wife too. Unfortunately they missed
They were great for intruders though.....
 
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Apalchen

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Dreaming1 said:
It's pretty intense math, but the conversion ends up being 1 lizard per 6' x 6' space, +/- .55 lizards for every 10 lizards. Geckos will be fine. I'd start with a multimedia presentation. Lights, projection,maybe get a matching set of shirts for them.
Saw a guy using cats to keep the squirrels out of grow.
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I like it, team building. I will look into caps and t shirts. See if I can get em a video chat with Steve Harvey for some motivational speaking. That’s also close to the number I came up with figured I’d just do one per light.

Jjgrow420 said:
Lol. I'll pass with the ecoli and Salmonella on my buds.
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Can you not read these are trained lizards they will use a small toilet of course.
 
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Apalchen

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Moflow said:
They're more trouble than they're worth.
Go big or go home.
I had to get rid of them after they ate my neighbourhood pets. Went for the wife too. Unfortunately they missed
They were great for intruders though.....
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Well I can’t have one of those eating the wife, she trims and helps in garden. But I read some Cesar Milan dog whisper books, and that kinda looks like a dog, sorta, I’m sure I can tame it. I’m pretty much an animal trainer now, well will be if I ever finish the books.
 
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Apalchen

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Dreaming1 said:
She trims? That's a keeper! Treat her right.
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I try to help but she does it about 4 or 5 times as fast as me. She can do a 2 lbs a day not even trying. If she was to put in a full day I’d say it would be 6 lbs or more a day.

I’d be lucky to get one a day.

Lol.

As far as the geckos go I gotta finalize some things but I think the geico gecko is gonna fly up, I figured why not hire a translator and he is the only talking gecko I’m aware of. Was a bit expensive but every new business venture is. Traveling IPM geckos coming soon to a garden near you.
 
Jjgrow420

Jjgrow420

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Apalchen said:
I like it, team building. I will look into caps and t shirts. See if I can get em a video chat with Steve Harvey for some motivational speaking. That’s also close to the number I came up with figured I’d just do one per light.


Can you not read these are trained lizards they will use a small toilet of course.
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I would have accepted 'teenie tiny diapers' as well
 
Jjgrow420

Jjgrow420

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The problem with your lizard idea is that they eventually will wise up and begin to consume the cannabis causing them to become lazy and not wanting to do their job, creating a society of hipster lizards all doped up and just playing leaf guitars on the corner of the branch for crickets.....it's inevitable
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Won't someone please think of the children!
 
Milky Weed

Milky Weed

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I think a single chamelion in a tent would be pretty cool. Hell make it his enviroment.

Just make sure you get a small pair of sunglasses or a hat for him
 
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