Caffeinated joints and I'm in.Maybe. But I really want to know where caffeinated cigarettes come from. I don't smoke anymore but I would have saved a lot of time smoking caffeinated cigarettes
SH420
ROFLMAO, don't waste your lung parenchyma. I have it on good authority that you won't even feel weed with a concentrate toleranceShe’s got an infection in her throat and lungs. Guess I’ll smoke this mandarin dream I got her.
Now I think this reads as mean. My basement used to flood all the time until I added gutters and did a lot of grading around the foundation. House is pre 1870 with original foundation such as it is.Rain all day today. On top of frozen ground and snowpack. Someones basement will flood tonight but not mine. Yay Spring!
Don't listen Jeff.Gotta convince her to get off the caffeine. That shit is poison.
I have realtors knocking on my door, coldcalling and texting me. I should just wave a picture of my basement at them....Don't listen Jeff.
Caffeine is good!!
OMG, I have had 7 Realtors make appt's to show my house I listed yesterday, today and tomorrow, starting in a few minutes. This is the house from last late fall with the Realtor from HELL that I told to go to HELL. I sure would love to see a bidding war, but I'll be happy just to find one good buyer. hopefully one with a good Realtor, but I know that is asking a LOT!
Trying to keep my stress levels loooow...
I love those slippersOk, I’ll just kill the rest of this Jack gram View attachment 5096608View attachment 5096609
I love to have them.I love those slippers
OMG that was good! (It's not true but it's 1000% funnier), thank you for that one.Thats all the micro capillary veins and cells that burst, they all have to flush the last of the virus and repair themselves.
and they say flushing doesn't work, pshawI used Jägermeister to flush, kept me from coughing, YMMV
Same here, time to buy a boat horn. Do they work with cellphones?I have realtors knocking on my door, coldcalling and texting me. I should just wave a picture of my basement at them....
OMG, you sound like my wife. She doesn't believe anything I say either.OMG that was good! (It's not true but it's 1000% funnier), thank you for that one.
and they say flushing doesn't work, pshaw
I'd high five her for creatively stealing your scallops. Then I'd try to get her to share the ill-begotten scallops.OMG, you sound like my wife. She doesn't believe anything I say either.
She really hates my weather forecasting, thinks it's just wishful thinking.
I fell in love with her left hook and sense of humor, she took her brother down in about ten seconds on our 4th date.I'd high five her for creatively stealing your scallops. Then I'd try to get her to share the ill-begotten scallops.
I just got scolded because she named the wrong city. I wasn't specific enough about area...OMG, you sound like my wife. She doesn't believe anything I say either.
She really hates my weather forecasting, thinks it's just wishful thinking.
Why was her brother on your fourth date? I sense a story here.....I fell in love with her left hook and sense of humor, she took her brother down in about ten seconds on our 4th date.
What else do adolescent little brothers do when their sister is getting picked up for a date? They get jealous and act up, he did it the day before.Why was her brother on your fourth date? I sense a story here.....
It's in our DNA,She's actually wonderful, but
What else do adolescent little brothers do when their sister is getting picked up for a date? They get jealous and act up, he did it the day before.
Grew 8 inches in 4 months and decided to fuck with me, so she blew a gasket and used him for quick punching bag.
Then smiled, turned around and said, "Okay, ready to go?"
I didn't know what to do except say "Wow! Sure!"