Drug test!!!!! Help!

[NeoAnarchist]

i need to know how long weed stays in ur saliva, i have a new job that starts the 1st and i need to findout when i need to quit or if im fucked, or what i can use to pass this thing. thnx fellas

 

[NeoAnarchist]

hahah how does nobody know? thats crazy, how the hell did u get where u are without a drug test? well i guess a piss test is different eh?

 

[GrowTech]

As quoted from http://wiki.answers.com/Q/How_long_does_marijuana_stay_in_your_saliva

The experts' best guess is about 4 to 6 hours, but it varies with the dose and type of body.
The tests are not very reliable, in that they produce a lot of false negatives. That is, some people can smoke a joint 40 minutes before the test and still show up clean. They are just lucky.
A useful summary of the scientific literature is at:
http://www.hempembassy.net/hempe/resources/saliva.pdf














On average for about 3 days

 

[GrowTech]

So from minutes to days. I would google around because I get the feeling someone was stoned when they wrote that. LOL

 

[wildfire97936]

in your salivia what? never heard of that kind of test? and are you from canada or north us? that "eh" i was just wondering

 

[NeoAnarchist]

haha tech, ya, that seems like a stoner would have wrote it, but ive heard 5 days tops, but idk, and wildfire, i live in america in the middle of everything pretty much

 

[GrowTech]

Neo, you need to stop consuming cannabis through the mouth... Try taking it anally. It's called the post-harvest pre germination combo punch.

 

[Louis541]

I saw on the TV that if you put beer in a turkey baster and shoot it up your ass you get drunk alot quicker.

Sorry, only thing that came to my mind, I have nothing to contribute.

 

[wildfire97936]

yea i live in the states to down in the south, i've only heard of the usual testing methods; hair, blood, and piss

 

[vantheman169]

Hey i found a bad ass website they have just about everything you need to pass any kind of test, blood, hair, Urine, and saliva I believe its www.detoxlabs.com they even have 12 capsules incase you get randoms like I do, I just ordered my first thing from then, i am gonna have to waste one though just to see if it works, i have my at home piss test strips for THC only, and thats how i know i am clean and they do work. My wife passed a piss test the next day after failing one of the THC test strips. I will keep you all informed on if they work, cuz what i bought was 34.95 Plus shipping but hey you know what thats a cheap price to pay when we are talking about your livley hood, Job, House, Family, not work failing a piss test and losing my job for you know, so i think its worth the 40 Bucks!

Latez

 

[NeoAnarchist]

hahaha NO TECH, i think ill pass on the anal smoking, i havent smoked in like...2 days...its pretty sad, cuz its like im addicted to pot, but its the least addictive drug out there lol, and ya wildfire, ive heard of those too, the saliva test tho, ive just recently heard about. Van, thats really cool they have pills like that, ill have to look into that if i have random drug test, thx man.

 

[NeoAnarchist]

I saw on the TV that if you put beer in a turkey baster and shoot it up your ass you get drunk alot quicker.

Sorry, only thing that came to my mind, I have nothing to contribute.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAh you try that man, and tell me if it works. Ive heard of putting X in ur butt and it makes ur roll harder. idk about beer tho lol