I need help.

[neosapien]

My wife hides the TV remote so our daughter can't wake up early before school and watch TV. But then she forgets where she hides it and I can't watch TV when I get home from work. Am I allowed to kill my wife? Do you think the justice system will understand? Honest answers only please.

 

[Grandpapy]

Is there beer in the fridge?

 

[crimsonecho]

you’re allowed to do anything you want as long as your ethics allows it. justice system is another story. i’d really just watch youtube or something.

 

[Jackshit]

Buy your own remote. Problem solved.

 

[FirstCavApache64]

Put tv power supply on timer set to be off during daughter's down time. Lock said timer in box so she can't access. Problem solved, no more need to hide remote. Don't ask how I know how this works. It keeps kids from watching TV in their rooms during school nights too.

 

[ANC]

Get a phone with IR LED, I use my phone instead of the remote for half the stuff in the house.
My phone's aircon remote has more options than the physical one.

 

[HydroKid239]

My wife hides the TV remote so our daughter can't wake up early before school and watch TV. But then she forgets where she hides it and I can't watch TV when I get home from work. Am I allowed to kill my wife? Do you think the justice system will understand? Honest answers only please.

Cancel culture will come after husband's. Later on we can just say this was a lucky guess.

 

[DarkWeb]

Thermostat lock box......

 

[lokie]

Attach a GPS tracker to it.

Amazon.com : Gps Key Finder

 

[Blue Wizard]

Just put the remote up high, like on top of the kitchen cabinets but always in the same sot so you know where it is. Then throw away all your chairs and ladders and stuff so they can't climb up and get it while you're not there.

 

[DarkWeb]

Just put the remote up high, like on top of the kitchen cabinets but always in the same sot so you know where it is. Then throw away all your chairs and ladders and stuff so they can't climb up and get it while you're not there.

Kids will find a way lol

 

[New weed grower]

I'd imagine that's abusive behaviour and prolonged abuse and damage like that can lead anyone to do unspeakable things and just snap. Definitely sounds like you'd get off, go for it

 

[JamieThePainter]

Killing your wife is only allowed if you don't mind dying of starvation.