How to Calculate Absolute Change?

Now, what I wanna know is, how do I calculate the absolute change between this mornings dump, and yesterday mornings dump.
Subtract the first turd from the second turd to calculate the absolute change, this is measured in courics. In the example, subtract 10 courics from 11, which equals 1 couric. This is the absolute change, which means the turd differential grew by I don't fucking know, man.
 
Subtract the first turd from the second turd to calculate the absolute change, this is measured in courics. In the example, subtract 10 courics from 11, which equals 1 couric. This is the absolute change, which means the turd differential grew by I don't fucking know, man.

I've had a suspicion that you were the class comedian back in the school days.
 
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