Brettmans Larf Lab

[Billy the Mountain]

One "big fat cola" per plant would be even better

 

[Brettman]

One "big fat cola" per plant would be even better

You think I could fit 17 BIG FAT COLAS in a 1mx1m tent ??!!!!

 

[Brettman]

I’m assuming I’m going to have 5 female, 5 male and about 12 hermaphrodites so I can definitely go for BFC’s

 

[bk78]

I used one gallon pots for the first time ever and I’m going to try and get one little cola off of each. If there is something special I will try to reveg again!

So you’re shooting for 17 little colas?

 

[Brettman]

So you’re shooting for 17 little colas?

You are absolutely correct. I kind of forgot they were regs when I said that though.

 

[bk78]

You are absolutely correct. I kind of forgot they were regs when I said that though.

So by the time you sort through males and hermies you’re looking at 1 or 2 LITTLE FAT COLAS

 

[Brettman]

I need to rename this thread Hicksy’s Hermy Hut.

 

[Brettman]

Looking luscious in here

I chopped all the bottom branches tonight and topped a few of the taller ones to keep it level. Maybe it’s all this unnecessary mutualizing of the plants that’s causing my hermies…

 

[bk78]

. Maybe it’s all this unnecessary mutualizing of the plants that’s causing my hermies…

Nah it’s most definitely the shit genetics from heisen and DEX lmao

 

[lusidghost]

What do you know about larf?

 

[Brettman]

What do you know about larf?
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Clearly not as much as you sir..

 

[Brettman]

Everything going well so far, checked all the plants tonight, I’ve got 7 confirmed male & 10 not showing. Going to leave the males in there for a bit.

 

[Brettman]

Put the males out on the deck to live the rest of their lives. Hopefully some of the pollen goes to my neighbour two houses down. He’s a major cocksucker of an asshole and I noticed the other day he’s got a couple plants in his backyard lol

 

[Tvanmunhen]

Put the males out on the deck to live the rest of their lives. Hopefully some of the pollen goes to my neighbour two houses down. He’s a major cocksucker of an asshole and I noticed the other day he’s got a couple plants in his backyard lolView attachment 5156092

Put pollen sacked branches in pantyhose then tie it in a ball. Pollen bomb!

 

[lusidghost]

Put the males out on the deck to live the rest of their lives. Hopefully some of the pollen goes to my neighbour two houses down. He’s a major cocksucker of an asshole and I noticed the other day he’s got a couple plants in his backyard lolView attachment 5156092

If you need some muscle to go over and high stress train your neighbor's plants then hit me up. I'll heavily defoliate and super crop and the whole 9 yards. That POS cocksucker will have a nice yield, but it will take a few very long days to bounce back first.

 

[Brettman]

If you need some muscle to go over and high stress train your neighbor's plants then hit me up. I'll heavily defoliate and super crop and the whole 9 yards. That POS cocksucker will have a nice yield, but it will take a few very long days to bounce back first.

Fuck yeah that will teach that no good cocksucker a lesson eh. You driving or flying to get here ?

 

[lusidghost]

Fuck yeah that will teach that no good cocksucker a lesson eh. You driving or flying to get here ?

By foot. I'm going to have to sneak across the border because I'm banned for your country.

 

[Brettman]

The males I had outside I decided to toss.

No hermies this time, I’ve got 7 or 8 female and a couple still not showing. I’ve never flipped before maturity before so im not sure when to call it the first week of flower not that it matters.

Oh and Lusid never showed up so I had to go supercrop that cocksuckers plants myself.

 

[bk78]

The males I had outside I decided to toss.

No hermies this time, I’ve got 7 or 8 female and a couple still not showing. I’ve never flipped before maturity before so im not sure when to call it the first week of flower not that it matters. View attachment 5158275

Oh and Lusid never showed up so I had to go supercrop that cocksuckers plants myself.

How far into 12/12 are you now? Are you noticing any stretch at all yet?

 

[Brettman]

@bk78 I’ve no clue about any dates, gonna look back and see when I started and flipped. And as for stretch I would say they are just starting to the last couple days. I’d say they’re about a week into 12-12 now.