Wake n Bake, Nothing Better!

[Paul Drake]

Not even a little?

You’re bi? Hell no I don’t.

 

[shnkrmn]

Braised baby backs and cucumber salad. Ribs are in the oven now. I'll defat the braising liquid and reduce it to a glossy lacquer. Everything will be ready when we come back from golf. I plan to be pretty lacquered by then as well.

Happy fourth of July!

 

[Paul Drake]

Wife having a colonoscopy tomorrow morning at 5:45. We’re not having shit. We did have a lot of hooters wings yesterday.
You guys are making me hungry.

 

[shnkrmn]

Also my dog destroyed a bunny nest this morning and I had to clean up the aftermath. The rabbit problem here is getting out of hand.

 

[manfredo]

Burgers and dogs for lunch then a steak and grilled shrimp for dinner. I'm thinking lime wedges and cilantro with the shrimp on skewers.

What are you having?

Probably some marinated chicken and maybe some corn on the cob. Need a good desert, like strawberry shortcake!!

Wife having a colonoscopy tomorrow morning at 5:45. We’re not having shit. We did have a lot of hooters wings yesterday.
You guys are making me hungry.

"insert poop joke here"

OMG, colonoscopy's are a hoot. I remember the first time I had one, when you drink the prep then start pissing out your ass you know you are almost ready....And my tip of the day....Lube that butthole up good with Vaseline BEFORE the pooping begins!! Saves a LOT of pain!!

Poop jokes aren’t my favorite jokes.
But they’re a solid #2.

 

[Laughing Grass]

Happy 4th of July!! It sure doesn't feel like a Monday!!

What's on the barbeque for today??

Did you get your fill of chocolate for Canada Day LG??

This was my step dads birthday....What an awesome day to have your b-day on.

We spent Canada Day on the beach at Turkey Point and went to Sandbar on the Beach for perch dinner. Nice chill day of doing nothing but relaxing.

 

[Laughing Grass]

 

[Laughing Grass]

You’re bi? Hell no I don’t.

 

[Paul Drake]

Probably some marinated chicken and maybe some corn on the cob. Need a good desert, like strawberry shortcake!!



"insert poop joke here"

OMG, colonoscopy's are a hoot. I remember the first time I had one, when you drink the prep then start pissing out your ass you know you are almost ready....And my tip of the day....Lube that butthole up good with Vaseline BEFORE the pooping begins!! Saves a LOT of pain!!

Poop jokes aren’t my favorite jokes.
But they’re a solid #2.

She’s had them several times before.

 

[manfredo]

She’s had them several times before.

Me too unfortunately. I have a friend who is a GI nurse and she has some good stories about removing things from butts after people "fall" on them.....but colonoscopies they do all day long every day. What a job!


Got to the store just in time...the sweet corn was almost gone and I got the last of it, plus shortcake and strawberries and

 

[DarkWeb]

Every time I put my sunglasses on the sun goes away

 

[Jeffislovinlife]

And I have dry wood in the garage

 

[DarkWeb]

And I have dry wood in the garageView attachment 5158568

Any chance you have no rain later?

 

[Jeffislovinlife]

Any chance you have no rain later?

This is supposed to blow out of here by later on this afternoon and dry up and come humid and hot

 

[Pacoson71]

Every time I put my sunglasses on the sun goes away

Damn YOU !!!!!! That's what's happening.

 

[Pacoson71]

good stories about removing things from butts

 

[curious2garden]

Hopefully @Rsawr is doing well there was a mass shooting at the 4th of July Parade in Highland Park, IL.

 

[Paul Drake]

Hopefully @Rsawr is doing well there was a mass shooting at the 4th of July Parade in Highland Park, IL.

Sniper on a rooftop. Smh 22 year old MALE.

 

[BobBitchen]

FUCKJERRY on Instagram: "Burgers are done!"

262K likes, 4,040 comments - fuckjerry on July 4, 2022: "Burgers are done!".

www.instagram.com

 

[tyler.durden]

Hopefully @Rsawr is doing well there was a mass shooting at the 4th of July Parade in Highland Park, IL.

Yeah, I'm connected to that madness in two ways - my drummer buddy was playing with a band right where it went down, and my son used to drive around with a group of friends in high school. One being the shooter. My kid is really freaked out about it, called me and talked for an hour straight. People who where in the vicinity are marking 'safe' on FB to let their friends know they're okay, so if someone has Rsawr's FB...