Brettmans Larf Lab

[Brettman]

Hey guys, just logged on to let you know I’ve been turtled I’m actually not even sure what I did wrong to be honest but whatever it is what it is. I should be back in a few weeks with more larf 4 da boys. I’ve got a veg tent PACKED full of Stankasourus clones that I am super excited to get flowering if these current plant will ever fucking finish lol.

Prayers the larf is flowing nicely

Come on you know the larf is always flowing around my place

 

[bk78]

Hey guys, just logged on to let you know I’ve been turtled I’m actually not even sure what I did wrong to be honest but whatever it is what it is. I should be back in a few weeks with more larf 4 da boys. I’ve got a veg tent PACKED full of Stankasourus clones that I am super excited to get flowering if these current plant will ever fucking finish lol.


Come on you know the larf is always flowing around my place

Well the stanky grows moose cawks, so be prepared

 

[Brettman]

Not in my house they won’t. That shits not allowed here

 

[buckaclark]

Not in my house they won’t. That shits not allowed here

Subbed for the next drag queen show

 

[Brettman]

Subbed for the next drag queen show

You’d best believe I just reported the shit out of that post pal.

 

[buckaclark]

You’d best believe I just reported the shit out of that post pal.

I'm really Mos Eisley

 

[Brettman]

Seeing as I can’t post pictures your just going to have to take my word for it, my flower tent is packed full of giant donkey dick sized colas absolutely glistening with trichomes and not a single yellow leaf.

 

[psychadelibud]

Thank you sir! It’s the same old vomit pheno I grow for my wife. It’s all gone though after this run though.

What strain were you growing that had the vomit smell?

 

[Sofa King Smoooth]

I came here looking for larf. Disappointed in the picture pause.

Since the spidermites ate all my larf I've been in the freezer digging through the trim for some to smoke.

 

[Brettman]

What strain were you growing that had the vomit smell?

Strawberry Cough from Hazeman. Still my favourite plant I’ve grown.

 

[Brettman]

I came here looking for larf. Disappointed in the picture pause.

 

[Brettman]

Probably one of the fattest buds in my tent ^^^

Going to harvest it tonight.

 

[Sofa King Smoooth]

Bet it's fire

 

[lusidghost]

Bet it's fire

Brett, it's fire.

 

[Brettman]

This is the last plant I’m waiting on to finish up before I get the Stanky’s going

Larf shot:

 

[bk78]

This is the last plant I’m waiting on to finish up before I get the Stanky’s going

Larf shot:View attachment 5198039

That looks too dense to be yours, I’m calling your bluff on this one.

 

[Brettman]

That looks too dense to be yours, I’m calling your bluff on this one.

Well apparently I’m making sock accounts so why not start accusing me of that too eh.

 

[bk78]

Reported to the new undercover mods

 

[Brettman]

Reported to the new undercover narcs.

FIFY (you were missing a period)

 

[Brettman]

I can’t believe these plants have been flowering for 103 days. I’m going to chop the last three today, too antsy to get these Stanky’s going!

My new neighbour came over last night for a beer and brought me a jar of outdoor he grew last year, needless to say it’s going straight into the compost lmao. I threw a nug I just trimmed in there for some comparison