Wake n Bake, Nothing Better!

manfredo

manfredo

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hillbill said:
Back when I did sugar I could do serious damage to a big pack of Double Stuffed Oreos, almost “sleep eating”.
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Me too....I have a very bad habit of middle of the night snacking, including taking a handful of cookies back to bed.

Gonna hit up KFC for the first time in a very long time. Then maybe walk it off at the park, and /or clean my car interior. It needs it!!

The $5 fill up is now $6 and no cookie. :shock: Bastards!!

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RetiredToker76

RetiredToker76

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I would have rather woken up to the smell of freshly baked cookies. Instead I woke up to the smell of freshly microwaved clam chowder. When I asked my daughter if she cooked something she said, "No, but I had a candle lit, one of the non-smelly ones."

I look around upstairs for what has died, go to the kitchen and find the Campbell's Chunky Soup can in the sink. "I thought you didn't cook!" I barked.

Offspring replies, "The microwave isn't cooking it's microwaving, it's not like I used the OVEN."

I howl back, "It's a microwave OVEN, that cooks food with electromagnetic MICRO WAVES! Cooking with conduction or cooking with radiation, it's all cooking that creates funky smells that spread throughout the house. If you say 'I didn't cook!' I'm looking for dead clams hidden under your bed!"

Offspring, "Fine I cooked."

I've only been up three hours and already wish I had more weed.
 
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raratt

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StonedGardener

StonedGardener

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Paul Drake said:
DAMNIT
No tattoo per my dr who called me to personally say NO.
Bummer
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That's damn hard news to hear..." denial , anger , acceptance ".....one of life's harsher experiences ! A "Big Red heart "❤ with a bad-ass dagger plunged through the left ventricle, dripping blood all the fuck over would of been nice. ! A nice touch would be the addition of your demeanor/mindset....something......I always loved that pithy phrase......
" Go Fuck Yourself " . Hope you weren't gonna get one of those large tats (plain black) portraits of some old ugly relative on ya.......yucky ! ( I've been smoking).
 
DarkWeb

DarkWeb

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And I'm home :blsmoke:

Jeep is clean....inside and out. I heard "dad I need a bag" only thing I had was paper :( it contained it for about a minute lol oh man puke all over. At least it wasn't raining or -20 so we could open the windows. Poor kid I felt so bad. But she felt better just in time for the surprise.
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They had a blast! I've been waiting to go for a while. We had planned to originally go March of 2020 lol that didn't happen. But we still had day passes and I'm happy they honored them. We told the kids this morning when they asked to go to the hotel pool lol :bigjoint:
 
StonedGardener

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" Another Day In The Life of......Ivan ---------- ? " . Got my ass otta bed and " hit the ground running ( post operation " Scramle The Mind " ) . Couldn't f-off today ,had a few jobs that had to be done.......priorities ! Sometimes , ya just gotta take care of business ! So it began ; refinishing very f'ing old croquet mallets that I resurrected from the dirt from an old broken down shit-shack. Give nice finish , repaint the colors etc. Next the hard work of cleaning bongs ! At this point I'm whipped but one very important job left..............." dial in " the scope on a rifle ( pellet gun of my kids) . I'm putting my Gilly suit on.....sit in tall brush at edge of road and start shooting this f'ing lowlife in the asshole everyday he walks up hill to mailboxes ! His been " bugging/harassing my wife and daughter.....I f'ing warned him...he's psycho !
Very rough busy day
 
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