I'm the nicest asshole you've ever met. You're just saying that 'cause you have children... I wouldn't hang out with them either.
I don't see the difference between your "friends" kid and any other one that will be there. It has nothing to do with having kids.I'm the nicest asshole you've ever met. You're just saying that 'cause you have children... I wouldn't hang out with them either.
I'm gonna have to see that arsehole before I pass judgement.That I'm an asshole?
You wouldn't hang out with me and my children?I'm the nicest asshole you've ever met. You're just saying that 'cause you have children... I wouldn't hang out with them either.
Are you really not going, ouch.I chickened out and told her we had to cancel.
Small, anatomical quibble, that is not the arsehole.
SpanxHow? Lord. How?
Sure your children are my age!You wouldn't hang out with me and my children?
Are you really not going, ouch.
Small, anatomical quibble, that is not the arsehole.
What do you say if you bump into her there?Spanx
Sure your children are my age!
We're still going.
I'd post the real thing but @DarkWeb would tell on me.
"I was going to go visit my mom but she died so we came here"What do you say if you bump into her there?
She has no money until pay day? So she won't be thereWhat do you say if you bump into her there?
I'd probably have to kill her. I don't see any other solution.What do you say if you bump into her there?
I agree. @Singlemalt has some delicious recipes.I'd probably have to kill her. I don't see any other solution.
You could wear a false mustache and a slouch hatI'd probably have to kill her. I don't see any other solution.
I look pretty good in a slouch hat! Not sure about the stache.You could wear a false mustache and a slouch hat
Wait till 40......I look pretty good in a slouch hat! Not sure about the stache.