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RetiredToker76

RetiredToker76

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raratt said:
FYI, manatee sex. Cows just wanna have fun.
www.livescience.com

Animal Sex: How Manatees Do It

Manatee sex involves rendezvous points, large mating herds and aggressive shoving.
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Fun story, Manatee are how my daughter got her introduction to sex education. Nothing like a 2 year old asking, "Mommy, what are the manatee doing?" To get a response of, "HOLY SHIT!" from her mother. My wife came home from that zoo trip with manatee porn pictures and video, still turns red telling the story to this day, and my daughter spent about a week telling everyone she saw, from the grocery clerk to the old lady getting potatoes, that she got to see manatee sex.

Toddlers, so much fun.
 
raratt

raratt

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RetiredToker76 said:
Fun story, Manatee are how my daughter got her introduction to sex education. Nothing like a 2 year old asking, "Mommy, what are the manatee doing?" To get a response of, "HOLY SHIT!" from her mother. My wife came home from that zoo trip with manatee porn pictures and video, still turns red telling the story to this day, and my daughter spent about a week telling everyone she saw, from the grocery clerk to the old lady getting potatoes, that she got to see manatee sex.

Toddlers, so much fun.
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We were at a park and the ducks were mating. The wife's nephew told me to make the duck stop trying to drown the other one. Told him it was OK that they were just playing.
 
RetiredToker76

RetiredToker76

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raratt said:
We were at a park and the ducks were mating. The wife's nephew told me to make the duck stop trying to drown the other one. Told him it was OK that they were just playing.
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Duck mating, sigh. Took my wife (to be) on a romantic picknic & walk in college around the university pond. Over 20 years later we still joke about the romantic duck-rape date at the park. All through out afternoon, duck assault on display.

/One of my more Charlie Brown dating moments in life.
//She still married me.
 
Jeffislovinlife

Jeffislovinlife

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manfredo said:
Do you wear prescription glasses Jeff, and if so do these fit right over your glasses?

That's my problem, or reason I have not bought Method Sevens, I have 2 pair of cheapos that do fit over my rx glasses and work ok but I suspect they are nothing more than sunglasses.

I won't even go in my flower room now with the lights on...I am running 2 double ended 1000 watters that are absolutely blinding!!! I go in to water just before light come on.

It's about time to lollipop so I am going to have to shut them down to do it...Not risking what's left of my eyes!!
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Yes I do and no they don't :peace:
 
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