Security for Outdoor Grow

[farmerfischer]

Im surprised to hear some of you guys don’t need “security “. Is that including fencing or such? I was under the impression that was pretty much universal as far as laws but shows you what I know lol

Im legal here.. but you never know.. theres always punk ass kids and lowlifes that lurk and steal from ya.. being in the woods isolated from alot of people can make you a target, not just for weed..

 

[Cydaka420]

Take up bee keeping lol

 

[Nope_49595933949]

Give out hundreds of clones to your neighbors. Works for someone I know who's in a similar situation.

 

[xtsho]

If you can get a permit turn the land into a wildlife sanctuary, fence it off, and get a couple lions, tigers, etc... Or dig a pond and get some Hippo's. Those things are mean and can run pretty fast. Although they might eat your plants.

 

[bk78]

I vote to go with the hippos

 

[Brettman]

If you can get a permit turn the land into a wildlife sanctuary, fence it off, and get a couple lions, tigers, etc... Or dig a pond and get some Hippo's. Those things are mean and can run pretty fast. Although they might eat your plants.

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This much more feasible then dogs.

 

[Sweetleaf927]

fuckin stoners man

 

[Hiphophippo]

Bear pits and me in the background doing kick ass martial arts moves so when they fall in the pits they sit there waiting scared shitless because they’ve been watching a kick ass over weight ninja coughing from smoking and doing sweet roundhouses. That’s enough to deter thieves and the police and Jehovah‘s witness’s

 

[xtsho]

Bear pits and me in the background doing kick ass martial arts moves so when they fall in the pits they sit there waiting scared shitless because they’ve been watching a kick ass over weight ninja coughing from smoking and doing sweet roundhouses. That’s enough to deter thieves and the police and Jehovah‘s witness’s

The only thing that will deter Jehovah's Witnesses is if you tell them you're gay.

 

[Drop That Sound]

I would build a creepy looking witch shack, and wire up some of those driveway alerts to trigger a voice box that cackles from inside. Or signal various speakers around the property, that sound like the inbred hills have eyes mf'ers are running around giggling.

Hang crazy shit from the tree's, like animal carcasses, skeletons, nooses, voodoo dolls, etc.

Blair witch stick men dolls going all the way around..

 

[Willy B. Goode]

Just be sure to keep him supplied with fresh meat and stay on his good side.

 

[Hiphophippo]

I would build a creepy looking witch shack, and wire up some of those driveway alerts to trigger a voice box that cackles from inside. Or signal various speakers around the property, that sound like the inbred hills have eyes mf'ers are running around giggling.

Hang crazy shit from the tree's, like animal carcasses, skeletons, nooses, voodoo dolls, etc.

Blair witch stick men dolls going all the way around..

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You’re property would become a local legend about some crazy shit and you’ll have to chase off weirdos and kids all the time.

 

[Sweetleaf927]

Man has a point

 

[Drop That Sound]

Oh wait, we talking security for a grow?

 

[Sweetleaf927]

Oh wait, we talking security for a grow?

yup, whatcha got?

 

[MICHI-CAN]

Build a cheap plywood coffin. Stand it up next to your drive with a trespassers wanted sign.
I only fired a single round of rock salt in all my years in BFE. Good thing. I alternate 3" mag slug, 000 shot and salt. LOL.

 

[curious2garden]

I vote to go with the hippos

I'm voting for hippos too!

 

[xtsho]

Speaking of Hippos, did anyone else read the Moomin books when they were children? I read a bunch of them.

 

[Billytheluther]

The only thing that will deter Jehovah's Witnesses is if you tell them you're gay.

Nosie ass brats i swear you cant do no home remodeling without them batting an eye and asking who it is in your home

 

[xtsho]