Wake n Bake, Nothing Better!

[DarkWeb]

99 bottles of wine on the wall.....99 bottles of wine. Take one down and pass it around.....98 bottles of wine

 

[Rsawr]

99 bottles of wine on the wall.....99 bottles of wine. Take one down and pass it around.....98 bottles of wine

I'll give you 5 bucks and a high five if you drink them all.

 

[Laughing Grass]

I'll give you 5 bucks and a high five if you drink them all.

It's slow here today.

 

[Metasynth]

It's slow here today.

I blame the establishment

 

[Rsawr]

We could have our own party...

 

[Laughing Grass]

I blame the establishment

I was blaming tryptophan poisoning.

 

[Rsawr]

I was blaming tryptophan poisoning.

The damn turkey GOT'EM....

 

[Laughing Grass]

We could have our own party...

Lol I don't like it when our holidays don't line up.

 

[Rsawr]

Lol I don't like it when our holidays don't line up.

I'll switch to Canadian thanksgiving as soon as y'all allow me into the country O:

 

[shnkrmn]

It's slow here today.

Just putting our turkey in the oven and finished off the last canna brownie. I can play with you now

 

[raratt]

I'll give you 5 bucks and a high five if you drink them all.

I believe it would have to be a low five...

 

[Rsawr]

Smoking some bubblegum boogie tonight. Alone, chomping on a pumpkin bread slice, a cornish hen haunch, and some broccoli fried in garlic oil. I am being fat eatin' foooooood my ooooOooWnnn.

Til Saturday, when realgiving happens.

I am gonna be... so fat...

 

[shnkrmn]

Smoking some bubblegum boogie tonight. Alone, chomping on a pumpkin bread slice, a cornish hen haunch, and some broccoli fried in garlic oil. I am being fat eatin' foooooood my ooooOooWnnn.

Til Saturday, when realgiving happens.

I am gonna be... so fat...

It only counts on Thursday. The fat immunity expires at midnight

 

[raratt]

"The traditional Thanksgiving Day meal consists of turkey, mashed potatoes and gravy, stuffing, cranberry sauce, pumpkin pie, and a glass of wine, among other things. In order to consume 1,814 calories for the meal alone, you would need to consume one dish of each of the following: Yes, you read that correctly: 1,814 calories."
Meh, challenge accepted.

 

[Rsawr]

It only counts on Thursday. The fat immunity expires at midnight

No way! I have celebrated thanksturkey on the weekend several times the past few years. Was that shortening my life? Am I gonna die?!

 

[Rsawr]

"The traditional Thanksgiving Day meal consists of turkey, mashed potatoes and gravy, stuffing, cranberry sauce, pumpkin pie, and a glass of wine, among other things. In order to consume 1,814 calories for the meal alone, you would need to consume one dish of each of the following: Yes, you read that correctly: 1,814 calories."
Meh, challenge accepted.

Wanna triple that shit and get high?

 

[Laughing Grass]

I'll switch to Canadian thanksgiving as soon as y'all allow me into the country O:

It's in early October when it's still warm out. I like November better.

 

[shnkrmn]

No way! I have celebrated thanksturkey on the weekend several times the past few years. Was that shortening my life? Am I gonna die?!

For sure but if it's Thanksgiving related you get.to come back as a turkey farmer

 

[Rsawr]

It's in early October when it's still warm out. I like November better.

Yeah? That's fair. I feel like an eating holiday will forever be rejected by an american...

 

[Laughing Grass]

I was jealous of all this turkey talk and make one last weekend. Pre-stuffed butterball. I didn't turn out that great lol.