Mery Christmas

Tangerine_

Tangerine_

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And since we dont really celebrate in the traditional sense any longer -its just too painful - we're gonna have a drinks and music with our friends instead.
I made up some little gift bags for tonight. I rolled almost a hundred cones the year before and attached them to candy canes, but it was tedious work. This year I got these little bags instead. I think they'll be hit as party favors.


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Hope everyone has a wonderful Christmas:hug:
 
neosapien

neosapien

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Merry Christmas to all. And other holidaze. My wife always works Christmas. Big day for China restaurant. Tip her well you cheap fucks. So we have a big dinner Christmas Eve. Open presents Christmas morning. Then she leaves and the daughter and I just hang out, drink cocoa and watch movies. Pretty chill day. Hope you and yours are doing well. Unless you hate me then I hope you get fucked in the ass by a reindeer.
 
Sunbiz1

Sunbiz1

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Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.
"In honor of this holy season" Saint Peter said, "You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a candle", he said.
"You may pass through the pearly gates" Saint Peter said.
The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells."
Saint Peter said "You may pass through the pearly gates"
The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?"
The man replied, "These are Carol's.

Happy holidays everyonel!:peace:
 
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