Even less than that.
Are you kidney me?I went to the hospital to sell my kidney to get some extra birthday money and they said I couldn't sell my kidney! That it was illegal! Then the stupid customer service rep said she could get me in to drug rehab for free. But I got to be in there with alcoholics! I drink alcohol just fine! That's why I was trying to sell my kidney!
No, I'm dead suturess. The op dude would've left you in stitches though.Are you kidney me?