Picture this: You buy a Ecoboost Mustang , you get a sweet 84 month, zero down loan at a reasonable 13% interest. “Not too bad” you tell yourself. You feel like the coolest guy on the road, “300HP is enough, no need for more cylinders... modern Turbo4s are where it’s at” you mutter under your breath, trying to convince yourself that you didn’t make a terrible choice.
It’s night time and some white sedan is trailing you, you can’t really tell what it is... but you know it’s over 20 years old and the driver is probably a peasant who only paid $3000 cash for the car... used of course. He’s starts lining up next to you, you still can’t tell what it is. You hear a downshift from the car as it holds steady next to you. “This is the time” you say. “Time to do Mustang things.”
Traction control: off
A/C: off
Sport mode: ON
You can feel it already... that untamed 2.3L ECOBEAST is ready unleash all 4 cylinders of fury onto the pavement.
3 honks:
1........
2.......
3.......
You lose to a old ragged out 1995 Crown Victoria on 24s