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Nope_49595933949

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DCcan said:
My new coffee pot takes 4 minutes longer to brew a pot, it's agony to watch it drip out.
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This is how Biggy Smalls would rap about your dilemma.

Yo, yo, yo, it's the Notorious BIG, And I gotta tell y'all about my latest rig. I'm talking 'bout my coffee maker, it's the best in the land, But lately, it's been taking four extra minutes to brew, man.

I used to wake up in the morning, hit the button, and boom, My coffee would be ready in no time, it was like a sonic boom. But now I gotta wait a little bit longer for my caffeine fix, And that extra time feels like it's playing some cruel tricks.

But you know what, I'm not gonna sweat the small stuff, I'm still gonna enjoy my coffee, and that's enough. I'll take those extra four minutes to think and reflect, And appreciate the little things in life, that's what I expect.

I'll savor every sip, and let the flavor linger, And even though it takes longer, my coffee's still a banger. So let's raise a mug to the slow and steady pace, And cherish every moment, no need to race.

In conclusion, my coffee maker might take a little longer, But it's still the best in the game, and that's stronger. So don't stress the small things, just take your time, And enjoy life's little moments, they're sublime.
 
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Nope_49595933949

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Ice Cube has some things to say about it as well.


Yo, this is Ice Cube, and I'm here to spit, About my coffee maker, and the time it takes to brew it. It used to be quick, like lightning in a flash, But lately, it's been slow, like it's stuck in traffic.
I wake up in the morning, and I need that caffeine fix, But now I gotta wait longer, and that's some bullsht. I don't have time to waste, I got sht to do, So why the hell is my coffee taking so long to brew?
But you know what, I'm not gonna stress, I'll just take those extra minutes to get dressed. I'll put on my fresh gear, and my fly kicks, And by the time I'm done, my coffee will be lit.
And when that hot java hits my lips, I'll savor every sip, like it's the last in the fridge. I'll let that rich aroma fill up my nose, And enjoy that slow brew, like it's some kind of prose.
So let's raise a cup to that slow drip, And appreciate the small things, like that first morning sip. Life's too short to rush and run, So take your time and enjoy that slow-brewed fun.
 
DCcan

DCcan

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Nope_49595933949 said:
This is how Biggy Smalls would rap about your dilemma.

Yo, yo, yo, it's the Notorious BIG, And I gotta tell y'all about my latest rig. I'm talking 'bout my coffee maker, it's the best in the land, But lately, it's been taking four extra minutes to brew, man.

I used to wake up in the morning, hit the button, and boom, My coffee would be ready in no time, it was like a sonic boom. But now I gotta wait a little bit longer for my caffeine fix, And that extra time feels like it's playing some cruel tricks.

But you know what, I'm not gonna sweat the small stuff, I'm still gonna enjoy my coffee, and that's enough. I'll take those extra four minutes to think and reflect, And appreciate the little things in life, that's what I expect.

I'll savor every sip, and let the flavor linger, And even though it takes longer, my coffee's still a banger. So let's raise a mug to the slow and steady pace, And cherish every moment, no need to race.

In conclusion, my coffee maker might take a little longer, But it's still the best in the game, and that's stronger. So don't stress the small things, just take your time, And enjoy life's little moments, they're sublime.
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So many words, after a caffeine injection!
 
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