Yo mama jokes

[Big P]

your momma so poor when I walked in her house a roach tripped me and a mouse stole my wallet

 

[Big P]

your momma so fat when she walks outside rocks and twigs orbit around her

 

[Big P]

your momma so old she still got Jesus' beeper number

 

[ANC]

Your moma is so dirty she smokes toilet weed.

PS BIG P, love the avatar.. that is how I learned to smoke

 

[shortybighead]

your momma so dumb she thought the last one was funny

 

[shortybighead]

your momma so fat she got her own area code.

 

[The Son of Man]

your momma so dumb she thought the last one was funny

burn

it's time for a fat momma off.

 

[ANC]

Yo momma so fat she wakes up in sections!

 

[buggs bunny]

your mama so fat she sits on the house not in the house

 

[dew-b]

your mommas so fat her shadow weights a ton

 

[Big P]

Yo momma so fat she wakes up in sections!

nice one! putting it in my mental archive

 

[jsn9333]

Yo mama's so poor she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers!

 

[The Son of Man]

when she step on the Weight Scales it says...'to be continued'...

she once went on a seafood diet...whenever she saw food she ate it!

folk exercise by jogging around her!

when she bends over, we enter Daylight Saving Time.

 

[NevaSmokedOut]

yo mama jacked the kool-aid man for a sip.

 

[Louis541]

Yo momma so fat when she dropped out of holding hands across America, it took 5 people to take her place,

Yo momma so fat, when they burned her at the salem witch trials, the whole town smelled like bacon for a week.

 

[racerboy71]

your momma like the library.. open to the public..
your momma is like a hoagie.. she don't care what kind of meat goes in..
your momma like a door knob..everyone gets a turn..

 

[Splinter88]

Yo mama so greasy she uses bacon as a bandaid

 

[dadio161]

yo momma sucks DICK for beer money.