The P.I.S.S. Method - ( Pee in your Soil Stupid ) Grow Guide

Budzbuddha

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This is why I don't eat at restaurants 8)
Well one of many reasons lol
How many vids out there with back kitchens showing moldy food , rats , bloody meat next to cooked meat ,crusty ass cooking stoves , stagnant water , etc.

Been to restaurants that served me some sketch shit and got sick. Dirty cups / utensils.
I once got a whopper that had a paper register receipt in it ( soggy paper ). Got a burger with mold on bun too - fuck you Jack in the box.
 

Budzbuddha

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found it, heres a N/P/K of human urine when eating the western diet.
Human Urine
Though it may sound bizarre, human urine is a fantastic fertilizer for marijuana. Fresh urine is high in nitrogen, a key nutrient in weed growth.

When eating the typical Western diet, the nitrogen, phosphorus, and potassium (NPK) ratio is 11-1-2. For reference, blood meal is 12-2-1. However, the breakdown of your urine can depend on your diet.

Please do not urinate directly on your plants! It will probably kill them. Urine contains a lot of salt, so it must be diluted to a ratio of at least one-part urine and ten parts water. However, if you water potted plants or seedlings, dilute the urine to a 1:20 ratio.

Only use your urine if you are healthy. Do not use it if you are on medication or have a urinary tract infection

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salt (sodium) build up is a problem with human urine, i sugest a no sodium in the diet. theres a potassium one on the market called lo salt or something like that.

Biological Fertiliser – Human Urine
Photo of Paul Alfrey Paul Alfrey Follow on TwitterSend an emailJune 14, 2016
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Human urine provides an excellent source of nitrogen, phosphorous, potassium and trace elements for plants, and can be delivered in a form that’s perfect for assimilation. With a constant, year-round and free supply of this resource available, more and more farmers and gardeners are making use of it.
What’s in it?
Urine is 95% water. The other 5% consists of urea (around 2.5%), and a mixture of minerals, salts, hormones and enzymes. It is a blood byproduct, but despite containing some bodily waste, it is non-toxic.
urine

The average urine from a healthy adult will release 11g nitrogen/urea, 1g phosphorus/super-phosphate and 2.5g potassium. The normal range for a 24-hour urine output is 800 to 2000 milliliters (ml) per day with a normal fluid intake of about 2 liters per day. That’s an average of 1400 ml per person, per day!
Fresh human urine is sterile and so free from bacteria. Only when it is older than 24 hours, the urea turns into ammonia, which is what causes the distinctive smell. Antibiotics, vitamin supplements, and other medications will end up in your urine, but in such minute quantities as to be negligible, especially when diluted with water.
How to use it
Urine can be used in a number of ways, such as a solution that is applied to plants to provide a quick, short-term boost in growth or as a nitrogen additive to the carbon-based material, facilitating the composting process. I prefer to use urine for compost building or biomass production as I find long-term fertility solutions preferable to quick fixes.
Let’s look at the various ways it can be used.
Plant feed solution
It is too strong to be used neat on most plants and should be diluted. Dilute one part fresh urine to 10-15 parts water for application on plants in the growth stage. Dilute one part fresh urine to 30-50 parts water for use on pot plants, which are much more sensitive to fertilisers of any kind.
Even when diluted your plants don’t need daily applications, and it’s best used on plants that need lots of nitrogen, such as corn and squash, tomatoes and cucumbers during their fruit-bearing stage.
You can also use it to remedy nitrogen deficiencies. Signs of nitrogen deficiency include yellow or pale green leaves.
Nitrogen deficiency in Tomato (photo by https://www.haifa-group.com/knowledge_center/deficiencies/nutrients/macro_nutrients/n_nitrogen/)
Nitrogen deficiency in Tomato (photo by https://www.haifa-group.com/knowledge_center/deficiencies/nutrients/macro_nutrients/n_nitrogen/)
There is a danger of applying too much, and the excess nitrogen can lead to bushy, leafy plants that attract aphids and bear little fruit. Signs of excess nitrogen include curled leaves,
Excess diluted urine can be used on lawns and trees.

Compost additive
Urine can be applied directly to the compost pile. As it’s very high in nitrogen, it should be added to plenty of carbon-rich materials, like dry leaves, sawdust, straw, and cardboard. Urine can act as a starter for compost, encouraging the decomposition process. Undiluted urine can also be applied directly to heavily mulched soils serving the same function as above. The mulch should be thick enough to absorb the urine before it can make contact with plant roots
Straw Bale Stacks
You can urinate directly on a bale of straw, and eventually the straw will decompose and can be used as compost or you can plant directly into the decomposing straw bales.
We use straw bale stacks which are, as the name suggests, simply a number of bales stacked up. These provide excellent habitat for overwintering toads and frogs. When the bales have decomposed the area is perfect for planting trees into. It’s weed free, with mulch and compost right where it needs to be. Build a new pile where you plan to plant a tree in the future and see the toads and frogs quickly move in. Aesculapian Snakes are also commonly found in our bale stacks along with a tremendous amount of invertebrates. The bales on the ground surface will decompose within 12 months even without urine.
Common Toad - Bufo bufo and Aesculapian snake - Zamenis longissimus photographed within one of our Straw bale stacks.
Common Toad – Bufo bufo and Aesculapian snake – Zamenis longissimus photographed within one of our Straw bale stacks.
Applied Directly
Some plants such as Symphytum x uplandicum – Comfrey ‘Bocking 14’ can handle neat urine (See the article Comfrey – Believe the Hype). Following cutting the plants, you can provide each plant with approx. 700 ml of undiluted urine.
Comfrey 'Bocking 14' - Symphytum x uplandicum growing in the under story of our forest garden. 'Bocking 14' - Symphytum x uplandicum growing in the under story of our forest garden.
Comfrey ‘Bocking 14’ – Symphytum x uplandicum growing in the under story of our forest garden.
This creates an excellent opportunity to cut out the dilution phase and produce good quantities of high quality nutrient dense mulch for your crops. This biomass when continuously applied to the surface of your beds will help create long-term fertility in your gardens by building up the soil humus levels.
References:
This article originally appears on the Balkan Ecology Project website, here.
You can find this and many more fantastic articles on their facebook page, here.



it go's off the idea of adding it directly apart from short term use, but interesting reading none the less
There has been large field studies / control grows weighing urea boosts. Hard numbers showed up to 30% yield over controlled groups.
 

go go kid

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See ? …. There is some sound data behind it - you literally grow with cow manure , chicken shit , fish poop , earthworm shit and urea based fertilizers and all of sudden this sounds icky ?

Urea is a common nitrogen fertilizer.
the reason we dont use it so much, seems to be from consumers. theres a legal limit as to how much human waste you can legaly use on any one crop.
i for one will have a plant this year fed solely on urine/fishblood n bone, just to see how it grows.
and yes, theres a ton of interesting stuff on it, never doubted you for a moment
 

DrDukePHD

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How many vids out there with back kitchens showing moldy food , rats , bloody meat next to cooked meat ,crusty ass cooking stoves , stagnant water , etc.

Been to restaurants that served me some sketch shit and got sick. Dirty cups / utensils.
I once got a whopper that had a paper register receipt in it ( soggy paper ). Got a burger with mold on bun too - fuck you Jack in the box.
Yessir. I stopped eating at restaurants 5+ years ago. Prepare/cook my own food. Haven't had a stomach ache since. In an emergency I'll eat at Chic Filet on a road trip. High volume, minimal tasks, fried everything.. least likely place to get you sick.
 

Budzbuddha

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I know this is getting a bit off thread topic - but restaurants - people seem to forget you’re eating food made by strangers , you use their plates , their cups and utensils, their “ safe food handling “ , their cleanliness promise , among other things.

For all you know that disgruntled pimply faced guy in the back could have rubbed one out on your ruben sandwich.

I frequent this hole in the wall mexican restaurant near me - know the owner - he hooks me up with fabulous food , i hook him up with …
:weed:
 
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ooof-da

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I know this is getting a bit off thread topic - but restaurants - people seem to forget you’re eating food made by strangers , you use their plates , their cups and utensils, their “ safe food handling “ , their cleanliness promise , among other things.

For all you know that disgruntled pimply faced guy in the back could have rubbed on out on your ruben sandwich.

I frequent this hole in the wall mexican restaurant near me - know the owner - he hooks me up with fabulous food , i hook him up with …
:weed:
“send the steak back, it’s a little pink for me”. Said not one former cook ever!!! lmao
 

Budzbuddha

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Seriously tho … how many of you have been over somebody’s house for lunch or dinner ( they cooked ) , or as a kid dragged to someone’s house to eat , or “ pot luck “ at office or get together and the food was janky as fuck ?

Been to some scary ass pot lucks at some old jobs I had - they seem to do that once a month. Seen some “ home cooking “ that looked like
it “moved “ …. I stuck with the chips and dip.
 

DrDukePHD

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Seriously tho … how many of you have been over somebody’s house for lunch or dinner ( they cooked ) , or as a kid dragged to someone’s house to eat , or “ pot luck “ at office or get together and the food was janky as fuck ?

Been to some scary ass pot lucks at some old jobs I had - they seem to do that once a month. Seen some “ home cooking “ that looked like
it “moved “ …. I stuck with the chips and dip.
Omg, food from dozens of homes, left out on a table for hours :spew:
 

Tvanmunhen

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You all are making me hungry and free food is my jam! I miss getting high as fuck and eating everyone else's food. A little Pepto-Bismol and a shit ton of weed and I'll go to any potluck.:hump:

If it's a restaurant and I get the poops, then I'll want my money back! I have no money for dirty restaurants.
 

Tvanmunhen

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LMFAO you guys are smoking pee bud lolololoolol I aint gonna lie this is the type of stuff that makes me not wanna smoke other peoples weed. imagine smoking a blunt or taking a fat bong hit of pee weed lmfao ima stick too advanced nutrients screw all your pee ferts lmfao.
These are the things we need to know. Thanks budz for taking the initiative to figure it out! Probably won't affect the taste or smell but you never know lol. What if it tastes better? 30% yield increase is kind of tempting also.
 

Budzbuddha

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LMFAO you guys are smoking pee bud lolololoolol I aint gonna lie this is the type of stuff that makes me not wanna smoke other peoples weed. imagine smoking a blunt or taking a fat bong hit of pee weed lmfao ima stick too advanced nutrients screw all your pee ferts lmfao.
Fill your water bong with pissbongsmilie - psychedelic vibes.

Pretty sure you smoked worse if you ever schmoked the street swag / brick weed.

Where do think the term “ DICK WEED “ came from ?

 
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Jjgrow420

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LMFAO you guys are smoking pee bud lolololoolol I aint gonna lie this is the type of stuff that makes me not wanna smoke other peoples weed. imagine smoking a blunt or taking a fat bong hit of pee weed lmfao ima stick too advanced nutrients screw all your pee ferts lmfao.
Advanced nutrients ahahhahahaha
That's just big Mike's piss in a bottle. He bottles it while flying around in his jumbo jet you pay for when you buy his 12 cartoon piss bottles

I'll take the real piss over an any day
 
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