What did you accomplish today?

[Bareback]

I’ve got a butt in the smoker , eating a leftover steak right now, about to start mixing some drinks . Looks like it is going to be a good day, but it’s early yet..

 

[hillbill]

Picked up Wife brother at hospital where he has been for 4 weeks after breaking his leg. He has Parkinson’s and can’t use crutches. Getting around reasonably well and had one happy dog waiting for him! Hour as half each way.

 

[HighLife4Me]

I successfully kept two toddlers alive. *pats on back

 

[go go kid]

I successfully kept two toddlers alive. *pats on back

depending on age, no mean feat lol

 

[J. Rocket]

Dropped off a package at UPS...window 1/4 glass...pita to pack correctly.
dispensary visit...picked up a disposable pen for my bride...forbidden fruit.
30+ years I couldnt get her to puff anything, now I had to get her her own pen...theres still hope!

 

[Bareback]

I’m cooking custom sausages, biscuits and eggs for supper. And this sausage looks like penises .

Let’s see how many I can fit in my mouth at once.

 

[DarkWeb]

I’m cooking custom sausages, biscuits and eggs for supper. And this sausage looks like penises .

Let’s see how many I can fit in my mouth at once. View attachment 5295335

I had made homemade sweet Italian sausage recently and put some on the grill the other day. We pulled the cover off the grill and realized the casing untwisted, and it pushed out perfectly formed sausages without casing........I looked at my dad and said "well it's intestines...guess it did what it does"

 

[J. Rocket]

how do you get your recomended daily dose of intestine if you do that?
surely you remember your food pyramid?

 

[bursto]

yesterday i managed to momentarily forget where the clutch was on the tractor to stop and ripped a small animal shelter with the scarifier as i went passed it to close, now i have to build a new one, in a better spot, what a genius

 

[raratt]

I had made homemade sweet Italian sausage recently and put some on the grill the other day. We pulled the cover off the grill and realized the casing untwisted, and it pushed out perfectly formed sausages without casing........I looked at my dad and said "well it's intestines...guess it did what it does"

Sausages had no guts.

 

[bursto]

no shit the tractor tore the shed in half in like two seconds, i was amazed

its just a pile of twisted steal now,

dont drive tractors stoned people, well ok, if your going to, stay away from sheds

 

[manfredo]

I put the AC units in the living room today, since it's 90 the next few days....But 1st, I had to wash all the windows. Then, since I have the furniture pulled out, I might as well steam clean it all. And since I have the steam cleaner out, I might as well do the carpets. And while I'm at it, might as well do all the throw rugs, door mats, etc.

It's after 2 pm and I'm not showered or dressed yet, but the living room is clean, and fairly cool. Of course I can't sit on anything anyways as it's all still damp!

 

[raratt]

I put the AC units in the living room today, since it's 90 the next few days....But 1st, I had to wash all the windows. Then, since I have the furniture pulled out, I might as well steam clean it all. And since I have the steam cleaner out, I might as well do the carpets. And while I'm at it, might as well do all the throw rugs, door mats, etc.

It's after 2 pm and I'm not showered or dressed yet, but the living room is clean, and fairly cool. Of course I can't sit on anything anyways as it's all still damp!

Can I rent you for a couple days? I'll keep the fridge full of beer and the bud cabinet is in the garage, BBQ for dinner...

 

[shnkrmn]

Installed all my garden hoses and a new 100 footer. Turned it on and watered a few things and a couple hours later it looked like this. Lifetime guarantee my ass. Now I have to drain it, coil it and return it to Menards

 

[DarkWeb]

Installed all my garden hoses and a new 100 footer. Turned it on and watered a few things and a couple hours later it looked like this. Lifetime guarantee my ass. Now I have to drain it, coil it and return it to Menards View attachment 5295844

I hate that......those laminated ones always do that too.

 

[raratt]

Ordered take and bake pizza while it is still cool enough to have the oven on for awhile. Son has a Dr appt so he can pick it up on the way home.

 

[shnkrmn]

I hate that......those laminated ones always do that too.

I thought I was upgrading, dammit! I have never had this problem

 

[DarkWeb]

I thought I was upgrading, dammit! I have never had this problem

Try the rubber ones. I've only seen them in red or black. But it's rubber...and built like a tire and can definitely take almost anything you can dish out.

 

[DarkWeb]

@shnkim I was looking for a hose that's comparable to the one I have that's an easy 20 years old. But it looks like craftsman changed the design and I couldn't give my opinion on the new design. But it's the rubber one that isn't exactly round but more octagon.

My old hose.....

 

[shnkrmn]

@shnkim I was looking for a hose that's comparable to the one I have that's an easy 20 years old. But it looks like craftsman changed the design and I couldn't give my opinion on the new design. But it's the rubber one that isn't exactly round but more octagon.

My old hose.....
View attachment 5295866

Theis is what I thought I would.get the equivalent of and this is ten years old at least