Blaze & Daze

[StareCase]

... Yeah, I feel like the mayor of my block but I'm really just Senhor Crankypants who sambas in his driveway ...

That's OK - I think we are all some version of Senior Crankpants to the neighbors. All the humans tend to ignore me on the lane.

Fortunately, every one of the 40+ dogs in the vicinity love us which, let's be honest, is way more important anyway.

 

[StareCase]

I love how Marty McFly invented rock n roll. Ever wonder where music would have ended up if George didn't deck Biff?

 

[DarkWeb]

Nice.

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

The pic is a couple of years old, but still accurate.

 

[raratt]

Average breast size worldwide

Bra sizes by country: USA and Norway leading, smallest cups in Central Africa and Southeast Asia

www.worlddata.info

Never saw a pair I didn't like. Size doesn't matter.

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

Never saw a pair I didn't like. Size doesn't matter.

Agreed, however I do like them slightly in "larger" proportion.

In the words of Ron White, "When you see a woman naked . . . You want to see em all".

 

[bursto]

Never saw a pair I didn't like. Size doesn't matter.

right booking some tickets to Norway

 

[raratt]

Agreed, however I do like them slightly in "larger" proportion.

In the words of Ron White, "When you see a woman naked . . . You want to see em all".

In my exhaustive research I have found that small breasts tend to have more prominent nipples.

 

[raratt]

I offered to buy the wife larger breasts, said they would be a great home entertainment system. She complained that hers weren't big enough, I had no problem with B cups.

 

[bursto]

I offered to buy the wife larger breasts, said they would be a great home entertainment system. She complained that hers weren't big enough, I had no problem with B cups.

women i had this hot girlfriend once kinda looked like Julia Roberts a bit, says to me "you think i should get breast implants?"
didnt know what to say so i said sure if that is what you want (thought she was struggling with it)
apparently i was supposed to say no no they great the way they are, women always trying to catch us boys out.... just give it up girls

 

[StareCase]

I would have ended up in the shit house with you ... cause I would have said the same thing.

 

[bursto]

I would have ended up in the shit house with you ... cause I would have said the same thing.

we broke up not long after that i didnt know it was a loaded question, she a rich daddies girl thought her dad was paying

got her stoned once she went all rich girl panic/paranoid attack weird on me for an hour or so, ah the good ole days

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

we broke up not long after that i didnt know it was a loaded question, she a rich daddies girl thought her dad was paying

got her stoned once she went all rich girl panic/paranoid attack weird on me for an hour or so, ah the good ole days

Good riddance . . .

 

[bursto]

in her defence she could handle alcohol better than me, what is it about those tall skinny bitches can drink you under the table?

i thought she was gonna get smashed and i would be all good, rich daddy girls can drink the hard stuff eh

watch out all the young players out there dont go one for one with a rich girl

 

[StareCase]

... in her defence she could handle alcohol better than me ...

Out-drinking your date - a skill that doesn't really hold up on a resume. Complete agreement with the previous assessments ... ciao bella!

 

[StareCase]

What time it is Mr. Wolf?



And the Spud has already been out on his 2K morning excursion so I get to enjoy the brew uninterrupted.

 

[Laughing Grass]

Good morning.

 

[shnkrmn]

I thought that topic had been sufficiently covered last night.

 

[shnkrmn]

What time it is Mr. Wolf?

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And the Spud has already been out on his 2K morning excursion so I get to enjoy the brew uninterrupted.

Is that a Stanley Cup table lamp?

 

[StareCase]

... Is that a Stanley Cup table lamp? ...

It is ... but I think I need someone from the NHL Head Office to come and give it that silver polish. I think that's still Phil Pritchard ...

... Got a 752 tee time at the dirt farm ...

And how was the round?