Blaze & Daze

[shnkrmn]

My essential gear for playing golf when it's 106.
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You probably aren't prepared for this encounter. The course monster inspecting a sand filled divot. Her name is Mel and she lays her eggs in a fairway bunker.

 

[DarkWeb]

Were people giving you a wide berth because of the brown spot on your pants?

I said to my wife as I was pulling them down. "You're not going to believe what I found in my pants!" She said "Oh no did you shit your pants?" So I said "I'm doing my laundry" lol the look on her face........she didn't believe me.....she thought I shit my pants. Not this time babe

 

[Offmymeds]

Happy Fourth, America.

Stay safe, gang.

 

[curious2garden]

Happy Fourth, who's hosting the Blaze and Daze bottle rocket war this year?

My neighbors

 

[curious2garden]

........snip.....
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^^^ I know that feeling.

 

[raratt]

You probably aren't prepared for this encounter. The course monster inspecting a sand filled divot. Her name is Mel and she lays her eggs in a fairway bunker.View attachment 5304985View attachment 5304986

I saw one that was captured and put into a wheelbarrow that took the end off a 2X4. Splintered the thing.

 

[DCcan]

I saw one that was captured and put into a wheelbarrow that took the end off a 2X4. Splintered the thing.

I had a huge one follow my lure, tried to climb in the canoe. I bonked it lightly on the shell with the paddle, it flipped out and really tried to get in the canoe. So I bonked it agin and took off, it chased me for 1/4 mile...like a freakin horror movie.

 

[FirstCavApache64]

I saw one that was captured and put into a wheelbarrow that took the end off a 2X4. Splintered the thing.

We caught one in a hoop net we were using for shad that weighed 54 pounds. It snapped a broom stick in half like it was nothing. We turned him loose once we weighed him and took a Polaroid. Yeah, I'm that old what of it

 

[manfredo]

Went camping back years ago with my shepherd, and we walked down to the waters edge....Suddenly my dog was nose to nose with a huge ol' snapper like that one or bigger. I thought for sure it was going to end badly, but thankfully they both behaved themselves.

 

[FirstCavApache64]

My neighbors

Potato gun trump's bottle rocket every time. A quick trip to Lowes for some PVC pipe and fittings and the auto parts store for a can of carburator cleaner and you can have the heavy artillery.

 

[DCcan]

We caught one in a hoop net we were using for shad that weighed 54 pounds. It snapped a broom stick in half like it was nothing. We turned him loose once we weighed him and took a Polaroid. Yeah, I'm that old what of it

Was it alligator snapper or regular snapper? They have both in VA

 

[DarkWeb]

Please copy and paste this to your status if you're constantly being asked to copy and paste things to your status by people who copy and paste things to their statuses. Many people won't copy and paste this, but my truly sarcastic friends will copy and paste it because they're sarcastic by nature. If you don't copy and paste it, then this means you hate bacon. And if you hate bacon, the terrorists win, and a unicorn dies. Possibly puppies as well. And occasionally baby goats. But never dragons.

 

[shnkrmn]

I had a huge one follow my lure, tried to climb in the canoe. I bonked it lightly on the shell with the paddle, it flipped out and really tried to get in the canoe. So I bonked it agin and took off, it chased me for 1/4 mile...like a freakin horror movie.

Another time, at another golf course I saw two giant snappers mating in the water while a second male tried to get i to the action. The 2 males went at it for a while then the female bobbed up missing her head. Talk about a horror movie

 

[raratt]

Had a friend in Kansas that would shoot them in the head then clean them and make turtle soup, I didn't try it.

 

[DarkWeb]

Another time, at another golf course I saw two giant snappers mating in the water while a second male tried to get i to the action. The 2 males went at it for a while then the female bobbed up missing her head. Talk about a horror movie

Well that was stupid of them

 

[shnkrmn]

Well that was stupid of them

 

[shnkrmn]

Well that was stupid of them

 

[shnkrmn]

Well that was stupid of them

 

[shnkrmn]

Snapper love songs

 

[DarkWeb]

What's in the smoker.....


I ran out of Jalapeños and had more cheese stuffing for poppers.....so I got a yellow....


And corn....


I have pulled pork that will go under the broiler for tacos tonight