Ok folks … rudy went bye-bye. The orderlies should be bringing his jello cup shortly.
Rudy Giuliani has made a number of enemies throughout his legal and political career, and apparently now has one more to add to the list:
Matt Damon.
Giuliani's former assistant Noelle Dunphy filed new documents on Wednesday in a lawsuit against New York's former mayor, including revealing transcripts of audio recordings of intimate encounters.
In one of the transcripts, Dunphy asks Giuliani about celebrities who are Republicans, to which Giuliani reportedly responds, "Ain't too many. Brad — not Brad Pitt. The other guy that looks like him."
Dunphy then asks if Giuliani means Bradley Cooper — which he says he doesn't — before mentioning that "Matt Damon is very liberal," per the transcript.
"No, Matt Damon is a — Matt Damon is a
fuck ," Giuliani allegedly responds. "Matt Damon is also 5'2, eyes are blue. Coochie-coochie-coochie-coo," he's quoted as saying. (For the record, Damon reportedly stands at 5'10", according to the actor's IMDb page.)
EW reached out to Damon's representatives for comment, but did not receive an immediate response.