Blaze & Daze

[DarkWeb]

The town previously cancels schools the day before! Damn kids can't even PLAY in this slush! lol

Fucking "Boom Cyclone"


The hype it's annoying

 

[StareCase]

I wonder how he knew:

 

[DarkWeb]

Just.got back from the store. Going through self checkout, the idiot handing out coupons decided I needed help and jumped into my space and messed with my touch screen. I could smell his tobacco breath. I'm afraid I used my outdoor voice but seriously I don't need some tweaker anywhere near me. I use the self checkout for a reason!

I'd bet that outdoor voice booms. Lol poor guy

 

[StareCase]

... Fucking "Boom Cyclone" ...

I've heard it referred to as Thundersnow.

I guess it depends who you ask.

 

[Dboybudz]

Just.got back from the store. Going through self checkout, the idiot handing out coupons decided I needed help and jumped into my space and messed with my touch screen. I could smell his tobacco breath. I'm afraid I used my outdoor voice but seriously I don't need some tweaker anywhere near me. I use the self checkout for a reason!

I love when your stuck behind many people all using them with a full cart and don't know what they are doing

 

[DarkWeb]

I've heard it referred to as Thundersnow.

I guess it depends who you ask.

I'm screwing around. But the theatrics in weatherman are quite annoying.

Edit: it's what makes people make decisions to close schools and not drive. Good way to stop the money flow of every day life. In many ways.

 

[DCcan]

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I love when your stuck behind many people all using them with a full cart and don't know what they are doing

Or they are trying to use expired coupons, or using a chip reader for the first time....OMG!

 

[Dboybudz]

I wonder how he knew:

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[DarkWeb]

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Him: Say something dirty.

Her: You do the dishes....

 

[Laughing Grass]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1756772545280295269

 

[shnkrmn]

Angel Gabriel: Is it done?
God: Hmm, add a little toe to his foot.
Angel Gabriel: Why?
God: For furniture.
Angel Gabriel: Furniture?
God: Believe me it’ll be funny.

 

[Stiickygreen]

Just.got back from the store.

Same here. Today was the monthly escapade. 75 miles one way to Pueblo for a mouse to feed the snake. The closer, 45 mile away pet store just closed in December...so you do what ya gotta do sometimes here in RuralLand.

Might as well field the "you have a snake?" "I hate snakes" inquiries/comments. LOL. Yeah...I bought him in 1997 for my 7 year old son....who passed in 2011...so we got "Bobbo" back. He's a mid-Baja Desert Rosy Boa...3 ft long....and 27 years old. It's one of those commitments we made and hold true to. My son would smile if he knew we still had him. Excuse me while I say "Fuck me".

 

[DarkWeb]

Angel Gabriel: Is it done?
God: Hmm, add a little toe to his foot.
Angel Gabriel: Why?
God: For furniture.
Angel Gabriel: Furniture?
God: Believe me it’ll be funny.

That's a good one

 

[DCcan]

That's a good one

My little toe is still cringing and all curled up, that was scary!

 

[TCH]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1756772545280295269

I've said it before and I'll say it again, if you are having a bad day, go to YouTube and search treadmill fails and/or stripper pole fails.

 

[Laughing Grass]

Same here. Today was the monthly escapade. 75 miles one way to Pueblo for a mouse to feed the snake. The closer, 45 mile away pet store just closed in December...so you do what ya gotta do sometimes here in RuralLand.

Might as well field the "you have a snake?" "I hate snakes" inquiries/comments. LOL. Yeah...I bought him in 1997 for my 7 year old son....who passed in 2011...so we got "Bobbo" back. He's a mid-Baja Desert Rosy Boa...3 ft long....and 27 years old. It's one of those commitments we made and hold true to. My son would smile if he knew we still had him. Excuse me while I say "Fuck me".

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Has @Jeffislovinlife told you how to figure out how old they are?

 

[Laughing Grass]

I've said it before and I'll say it again, if you are having a bad day, go to YouTube and search treadmill fails and/or stripper pole fails.

I've had a treadmill mishap. They're great when you have an audience.

 

[DarkWeb]

I've said it before and I'll say it again, if you are having a bad day, go to YouTube and search treadmill fails and/or stripper pole fails.

My mom had a treadmill in the 90's when we where stupid. Very dumb things happened with a treadmill lol

 

[DarkWeb]

I've had a treadmill mishap. They're great when you have an audience.

Skateboarding...rollerblading......BMX bike? Yoga ball? What was it?

 

[TCH]

I've had a treadmill mishap. They're great when you have an audience.

My favorite is a tie between when they put em right up against the wall and just tumble around on em and when they fall and hold on and then it rips their pants off. Hahahaha