Examples of GOP Leadership
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Nugnewbie
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sarcasm/sär′kăz″əm/
noun
sarcasm/sär′kăz″əm/
noun
- A cutting, often ironic remark intended to express contempt or ridicule.
- A form of wit characterized by the use of such remarks.
"detected a hint of sarcasm in his voice." - A keen, reproachful expression; a satirical remark uttered with some degree of scorn or contempt; a taunt; a gibe; a cutting jest.
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Herb & Suds
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How would they fit in to the Trump lifestyle?
Budzbuddha
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garybo
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How do you fit into the 10 Commandments? Just asking for a friend.
Nugnewbie
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That IS the Trump lifestyle.
Budzbuddha
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Nicole puts Donald VonShitzinpants on blast ….
garybo
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What is?
Herb & Suds
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Catholic school my entire youth
I don’t violate them
No multiple marriages
No coveting my neighbors wife
Just a nonissue to me
Tell your friend he seems poorly educated
Budzbuddha
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The only true commandments -
“Now Moses was leading the flock of Jethro his father-in-law, because Jethro was practicing self-care and taking some ‘me time,’ and Moses led the flock to Horeb, the Mountain Of God where there was a place that served some decent cold brew. There The Angel Of The Lord appeared to him in flames of fire from within a bush. Strangely, the bush did not burn, but it did emit a pleasantly skunky odor. God called to him from within the bush, “Moses, Moses, check out this dank bud…You must tell the Israelites the truth about my magic weed, and follow these, my commandments”—Exodus 4:20
The Ten Commandments Of Weed
1) THOU SHALT SMOKE NO OTHER WEED BEFORE ME.
“I led you out of Egypt to get you high.”
2) THOU SHALT SEPARATE STEMS AND SEEDS FROM THE LEAVES.
“If thou receivest a bag that contains unconsumable parts, then that bag is unclean and must be discarded.”
3) THOU SHALT VAPEST TO PRESERVE THINE LUNGS.
“Oil made from this plant is holy. If you conserve, one day’s supply could miraculously last for eight days.”
4) DO NOT COVET THY NEIGHBOR’S STASH.
“For if he is cool, then he shall invite you over to partake.”
5) MONITOR THY DOSAGE AND KEEP IT HOLY.
“One piece of chocolate matzoh, infused with this substance, will be enough to stop an ass in its tracks. Beginners should try a small piece at first. Too much and thou shalt begin to hallucinate locusts.”
6) THOU SHALT ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES.
“False prophets shall attempt to sell you synthetic plants, but do not consume them for they are deadly. Wait for the real stuff even if thou livest in a place where it is hard to obtain, like Texas, which does not yet exist but shall someday, unfortunately.”
7) THOU SHALT DO EVERYTHING FUN UPON CONSUMING.
“It is great for listening to music, or looking at pretty colors in nature, or smiting the first-born sons of non-Hebrews.”
THOU SHALT NOT STEAL THE WEED.
“It grows readily in Biblical climates. If you’re not agriculturally inclined, or do not have a medical card or live in a place where it is sold in the souk, I know a guy who can get you a decent eighth for 35, maybe 40 shekels.”
9) THOU SHALT NOT CREATE CRAVEN IMAGES OF ME.
“Do not draw a red-eyed cartoon Tweety bird wearing a Rastfarian cap or a beautiful woman leaning over a cart with marijuana leaves superimposed over her bare breasts. Those are in poor taste.”
10) REMEMBER 4-20, AND KEEP IT HOLY.
“On other days, you get high at least once. But on this day, you get high three times, while reclining. It will be hard to find the Afikomen, but it’s all good, brah.”
“Now Moses was leading the flock of Jethro his father-in-law, because Jethro was practicing self-care and taking some ‘me time,’ and Moses led the flock to Horeb, the Mountain Of God where there was a place that served some decent cold brew. There The Angel Of The Lord appeared to him in flames of fire from within a bush. Strangely, the bush did not burn, but it did emit a pleasantly skunky odor. God called to him from within the bush, “Moses, Moses, check out this dank bud…You must tell the Israelites the truth about my magic weed, and follow these, my commandments”—Exodus 4:20
The Ten Commandments Of Weed
1) THOU SHALT SMOKE NO OTHER WEED BEFORE ME.
“I led you out of Egypt to get you high.”
2) THOU SHALT SEPARATE STEMS AND SEEDS FROM THE LEAVES.
“If thou receivest a bag that contains unconsumable parts, then that bag is unclean and must be discarded.”
3) THOU SHALT VAPEST TO PRESERVE THINE LUNGS.
“Oil made from this plant is holy. If you conserve, one day’s supply could miraculously last for eight days.”
4) DO NOT COVET THY NEIGHBOR’S STASH.
“For if he is cool, then he shall invite you over to partake.”
5) MONITOR THY DOSAGE AND KEEP IT HOLY.
“One piece of chocolate matzoh, infused with this substance, will be enough to stop an ass in its tracks. Beginners should try a small piece at first. Too much and thou shalt begin to hallucinate locusts.”
6) THOU SHALT ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES.
“False prophets shall attempt to sell you synthetic plants, but do not consume them for they are deadly. Wait for the real stuff even if thou livest in a place where it is hard to obtain, like Texas, which does not yet exist but shall someday, unfortunately.”
7) THOU SHALT DO EVERYTHING FUN UPON CONSUMING.
“It is great for listening to music, or looking at pretty colors in nature, or smiting the first-born sons of non-Hebrews.”
THOU SHALT NOT STEAL THE WEED.“It grows readily in Biblical climates. If you’re not agriculturally inclined, or do not have a medical card or live in a place where it is sold in the souk, I know a guy who can get you a decent eighth for 35, maybe 40 shekels.”
9) THOU SHALT NOT CREATE CRAVEN IMAGES OF ME.
“Do not draw a red-eyed cartoon Tweety bird wearing a Rastfarian cap or a beautiful woman leaning over a cart with marijuana leaves superimposed over her bare breasts. Those are in poor taste.”
10) REMEMBER 4-20, AND KEEP IT HOLY.
“On other days, you get high at least once. But on this day, you get high three times, while reclining. It will be hard to find the Afikomen, but it’s all good, brah.”
garybo
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My friend said that your lifestyle seems to be utmost reverential and is sure you would be a great neighbor to have.
By the way, my friend asked me to tell you that your assessment of his education is a little off. He too received his education from a Catholic tutoring system; grade through college (Bellarmine)
See you in church.
BudmanTX
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Not!
Fogdog
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Yes, we hear the same from other leaders in the Republican Party. I heard them saying that too and it reminds me of the old saying, "when a person tells you who they are, believe them".
I'm wondering about your take on the Bible that Trump is hawking. How do you feel about this?
Priced at $59.99, plus shipping and tax, the “God Bless the USA Bible” includes a King James Bible and a handwritten version of the chorus of Mr. Greenwood’s song, and copies of the Constitution, the Bill of Rights, the Declaration of Independence and the Pledge of Allegiance.
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
(cont’d)
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I’d say that’s a clean sweep of orange Moloch violating all 10.
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I’d say that’s a clean sweep of orange Moloch violating all 10.
Fogdog
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They don't seem to care if Trump broke the 10 C. I don't even think they think they should follow them. I think it's like the rule of law. It's meant for others but not them.
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cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
Garybo made an offhand remark about doing the opposite of what the commandments instruct.
I’m pointing out that it’s been done just as Nugnewbie observed — and it ain’t pretty.